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[GPnative]

Seasoned Madrone face cord (1/3) - $100 (Murphy)








What's wrong with this picture?

Besides being stacked on the ground and sucking up moisture like a sponge?

[tvguy]

Seasoned Madrone face cord (1/3) - $100 (Murphy)








What's wrong with this picture?

Besides being stacked on the ground and sucking up moisture like a sponge?

OK yes that. And also you don't sell wood stacked that way. But the main thing is that's not even madrone
It's red fir.

[Wonky3]

Seasoned Madrone face cord (1/3) - $100 (Murphy)








What's wrong with this picture?

Besides being stacked on the ground and sucking up moisture like a sponge?

OK yes that. And also you don't sell wood stacked that way. But the main thing is that's not even madrone
It's red fir.

You can tell without tasting it? 

[tvguy]

Seasoned Madrone face cord (1/3) - $100 (Murphy)








What's wrong with this picture?

Besides being stacked on the ground and sucking up moisture like a sponge?

OK yes that. And also you don't sell wood stacked that way. But the main thing is that's not even madrone
It's red fir.

You can tell without tasting it? 

I cut so much freaking firewood to support my family in the early 80's that I can smell that wood through my monitor.

[GPnative]

Here ya go fellas, just in time for valentines day, what wife wouldn't love the surprise of their man wearing a banana hammock 



https://medford.craigslist.org/clo/5988089546.html






condition: new
Have a pack of new Merona Classic Men's Thongs size XL 40-42. 100% cotton / fabric covered waistband. Please call (541) six4six-six578 with any questions or to make arrangements for pick up

[chuck white]

Here ya go fellas, just in time for valentines day, what wife wouldn't love the surprise of their man wearing a banana hammock 



https://medford.craigslist.org/clo/5988089546.html






condition: new
Have a pack of new Merona Classic Men's Thongs size XL 40-42. 100% cotton / fabric covered waistband. Please call (541) six4six-six578 with any questions or to make arrangements for pick up

A man in XL " banana hammock" ,just what a woman wants.

[tvguy]

NEW - smoking pipes - FREE MARIJUANA IF YOU BUY A PIPE !!!! (Talent OR)







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[Valuesize]

It's not funny, but what do you do when people post ads like this? There are too many to report so I just click the little x to hide them, but I'm at 80 hidden already in THE BY OWNER ONLY search. 

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/6011298937.html

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/6011297658.html

[Wonky3]

It's not funny, but what do you do when people post ads like this? There are too many to report so I just click the little x to hide them, but I'm at 80 hidden already in THE BY OWNER ONLY search. 

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/6011298937.html

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/6011297658.html

Caveat Emptor. Latin for "let the buyer beware." A doctrine that often places on buyers the burden to reasonably examine property before purchase and take responsibility for its condition. Especially applicable to items that are not covered under a strict warranty.

[Valuesize]

It's not funny, but what do you do when people post ads like this? There are too many to report so I just click the little x to hide them, but I'm at 80 hidden already in THE BY OWNER ONLY search. 

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/6011298937.html

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/6011297658.html

Caveat Emptor. Latin for "let the buyer beware." A doctrine that often places on buyers the burden to reasonably examine property before purchase and take responsibility for its condition. Especially applicable to items that are not covered under a strict warranty.

The problem is I have to wade through all these. 

[Wonky3]

It's not funny, but what do you do when people post ads like this? There are too many to report so I just click the little x to hide them, but I'm at 80 hidden already in THE BY OWNER ONLY search. 

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/6011298937.html

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/6011297658.html

Caveat Emptor. Latin for "let the buyer beware." A doctrine that often places on buyers the burden to reasonably examine property before purchase and take responsibility for its condition. Especially applicable to items that are not covered under a strict warranty.

The problem is I have to wade through all these. 

Don't bother.

[Valuesize]

It's not funny, but what do you do when people post ads like this? There are too many to report so I just click the little x to hide them, but I'm at 80 hidden already in THE BY OWNER ONLY search. 

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/6011298937.html

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/6011297658.html

Caveat Emptor. Latin for "let the buyer beware." A doctrine that often places on buyers the burden to reasonably examine property before purchase and take responsibility for its condition. Especially applicable to items that are not covered under a strict warranty.

The problem is I have to wade through all these. 

Don't bother.

Are you trolling me today? I need a car. It's NORMALLY a good source.

[tvguy]

It's not funny, but what do you do when people post ads like this? There are too many to report so I just click the little x to hide them, but I'm at 80 hidden already in THE BY OWNER ONLY search. 

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/6011298937.html

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/6011297658.html

Caveat Emptor. Latin for "let the buyer beware." A doctrine that often places on buyers the burden to reasonably examine property before purchase and take responsibility for its condition. Especially applicable to items that are not covered under a strict warranty.

The problem is I have to wade through all these. 

Don't bother.

Are you trolling me today? I need a car. It's NORMALLY a good source.

I think Wonky is missing something. Hey Wonk it has zero to do with buyer beware. VS already is bewareing LOL.

VS I flag then all very single day. Flagging only takes 2 or 3 seconds and it also hides the post just like the X box

but I'm at 80 hidden already in THE BY OWNER ONLY search. 


I probably get to 80 in one day. I flag or hide adds until I get to 2000 and then they make you start over.
I flag dealer/businesses who post under owner. People who post ads in multiple categories. And even people who have been posting the same damn item FOR YEARS and are too stubborn to lower their price.
Also ANYONE who'd ad says.. L@@@K
I even flag car ads when they don't state the mileage.


Anyway in your case I know you plan on spending more money for a car than both of the bogus ads you showed so why not do a search for cars that are over 3 or 4 thousand dollars?

[Hugo]

Caveat Emptor. Latin for "let the buyer beware." A doctrine that often places on buyers the burden to reasonably examine property before purchase and take responsibility for its condition. Especially applicable to items that are not covered under a strict warranty.

The problem is I have to wade through all these. 

Don't bother.

Are you trolling me today? I need a car. It's NORMALLY a good source.

I think Wonky is missing something. Hey Wonk it has zero to do with buyer beware. VS already is bewareing LOL.

VS I flag then all very single day. Flagging only takes 2 or 3 seconds and it also hides the post just like the X box

but I'm at 80 hidden already in THE BY OWNER ONLY search. 


I probably get to 80 in one day. I flag or hide adds until I get to 2000 and then they make you start over.
I flag dealer/businesses who post under owner. People who post ads in multiple categories. And even people who have been posting the same damn item FOR YEARS and are too stubborn to lower their price.
Also ANYONE who'd ad says.. L@@@K
I even flag car ads when they don't state the mileage.


Anyway in your case I know you plan on spending more money for a car than both of the bogus ads you showed so why not do a search for cars that are over 3 or 4 thousand dollars?

I bought my current motorcycle under an ad that said [email=L@@K]L@@K[/email].  One of the best deals I've ever made.

[Valuesize]

Anyway in your case I know you plan on spending more money for a car than both of the bogus ads you showed so why not do a search for cars that are over 3 or 4 thousand dollars?

I'm looking between 3 and 6 grand right now. After we get our house I can spend more. I wish you could flag them without opening them.

[tvguy]

The problem is I have to wade through all these. 

Don't bother.

Are you trolling me today? I need a car. It's NORMALLY a good source.

I think Wonky is missing something. Hey Wonk it has zero to do with buyer beware. VS already is bewareing LOL.

VS I flag then all very single day. Flagging only takes 2 or 3 seconds and it also hides the post just like the X box

but I'm at 80 hidden already in THE BY OWNER ONLY search. 


I probably get to 80 in one day. I flag or hide adds until I get to 2000 and then they make you start over.
I flag dealer/businesses who post under owner. People who post ads in multiple categories. And even people who have been posting the same damn item FOR YEARS and are too stubborn to lower their price.
Also ANYONE who'd ad says.. L@@@K
I even flag car ads when they don't state the mileage.


Anyway in your case I know you plan on spending more money for a car than both of the bogus ads you showed so why not do a search for cars that are over 3 or 4 thousand dollars?

I bought my current motorcycle under an ad that said [email=L@@K]L@@K[/email].  One of the best deals I've ever made.

But you didn't find or click on the ad because it said L@@K. I didn't say it would or wouldn't be a deal.
I just find it annoying and commercialish.

I feel the same way when people do this >>>>>>> or this ###### or this !!!!!!!!! and ad words like stunning or Beautiful, best deal in town.. reduced price!! all in caps. When they try and make THEIR add stand out.
It seems to me  people looking for a motorcycle will click on the ad as long as the title gives the typical info.

[tvguy]

Anyway in your case I know you plan on spending more money for a car than both of the bogus ads you showed so why not do a search for cars that are over 3 or 4 thousand dollars?

I'm looking between 3 and 6 grand right now. After we get our house I can spend more. I wish you could flag them without opening them.

You must have a slow ISP ? It can't take me more than 2 seconds to flag an add compared to hiding an ad.

[Valuesize]

Anyway in your case I know you plan on spending more money for a car than both of the bogus ads you showed so why not do a search for cars that are over 3 or 4 thousand dollars?

I'm looking between 3 and 6 grand right now. After we get our house I can spend more. I wish you could flag them without opening them.

You must have a slow ISP ? It can't take me more than 2 seconds to flag an add compared to hiding an ad.

No slow ISP, but do I have to flag 100's? Do you think they'll change their behavior because they get flagged? I'm asking because I would think not, but if you think it DOES help I suppose I could. Did they change the process? I don't see the "flag this" anymore and you used to have to click the reason too didn't you?

[tvguy]

Anyway in your case I know you plan on spending more money for a car than both of the bogus ads you showed so why not do a search for cars that are over 3 or 4 thousand dollars?

I'm looking between 3 and 6 grand right now. After we get our house I can spend more. I wish you could flag them without opening them.

You must have a slow ISP ? It can't take me more than 2 seconds to flag an add compared to hiding an ad.

No slow ISP, but do I have to flag 100's? Do you think they'll change their behavior because they get flagged? I'm asking because I would think not, but if you think it DOES help I suppose I could. Did they change the process? I don't see the "flag this" anymore and you used to have to click the reason too didn't you?

I've seen Craigtards run off because enough people keep flagging them . And I know I helped. It's what you are supposed to do as a member to keep the sight from being over ran by jerks.

Most people don't know this but I'm sure it is true. Once you get flagged and your post gets deleted. You become more flag sensitive. Meaning  then it takes less people to flag you to get your post deleted.

I remember when scrap metal guys would post their ads in appliances, General, household.. all over. They are a service so they are not supposed to post under items for sale at all.

There were a few of us who flagged them every day until the finally gave up and posted where they were supposed to post. I've seen the same thing many other times.


 Did they change the process? I don't see the "flag this" anymore and you used to have to click the reason too didn't you

Yeah they changed it.

[tvguy]

Look at all these ads from the same person. Pretty obvious they are a DEALER.


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