The Zika Thread

[chuck white]

Well, Ebola is come and gone. Now we need a  Zika  thread.

Reports of Zika Cases Growing Quickly in U.S.

CDC says vast majority are travelers bringing the disease home

http://www.wsj.com/articles/reports-of-z...1456521970

NEW YORK (AP) -- Zika infections have been confirmed in nine pregnant women in the United States, including one who gave birth to a baby with a rare birth defect, health officials said Friday.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/cdc-zika-in...QRzZWMDc2M-

[Cuzz]

Do you have a thing for infections? Or is this just a hobby?

[chuck white]

plagues, pestilence, famine, and war.

Not necessarily in that order.

[tvguy]

plagues, pestilence, famine, and war.

Not necessarily in that order.

Good times

[Wonky3]

plagues, pestilence, famine, and war.

Not necessarily in that order.

Good times

...as long as we have beer. 

[tvguy]

plagues, pestilence, famine, and war.

Not necessarily in that order.

Good times

...as long as we have beer. 

I've had drunk as friend's who swear mosquitoes don't bite them. I think it partly true if you actually smell like alcohol day and night. But I think the truth is they just can't feel it when they do get bit.
But I guess either way is OK.

[chuck white]

plagues, pestilence, famine, and war.

Not necessarily in that order.

Good times

...as long as we have beer. 

I've had drunk as friend's who swear mosquitoes don't bite them. I think it partly true if you actually smell like alcohol day and night. But I think the truth is they just can't feel it when they do get bit.
But I guess either way is OK.

That may be the break through we're looking for.
A plan to prevent Zika. Keep drunk all day, to stop the mosquitoes from spreading the disease.
Medical Alcohol .

[Cuzz]

plagues, pestilence, famine, and war.

Not necessarily in that order.

Good times

...as long as we have beer. 

Guess that takes care of famine. I was thinking maybe war too, but I know some bad drunks.  

[tvguy]

plagues, pestilence, famine, and war.

Not necessarily in that order.

Good times

...as long as we have beer. 

I've had drunk as friend's who swear mosquitoes don't bite them. I think it partly true if you actually smell like alcohol day and night. But I think the truth is they just can't feel it when they do get bit.
But I guess either way is OK.

That may be the break through we're looking for.
A plan to prevent Zika. Keep drunk all day, to stop the mosquitoes from spreading the disease.
Medical Alcohol .

Awesome. where do I apply for a medical alcohol card?

[cletus1]

Good times

...as long as we have beer. 

I've had drunk as friend's who swear mosquitoes don't bite them. I think it partly true if you actually smell like alcohol day and night. But I think the truth is they just can't feel it when they do get bit.
But I guess either way is OK.

That may be the break through we're looking for.
A plan to prevent Zika. Keep drunk all day, to stop the mosquitoes from spreading the disease.
Medical Alcohol .

Awesome. where do I apply for a medical alcohol card?

Do medical alcohol cardholders get to drink more than non cardholders?   

[Cuzz]

...as long as we have beer. 

I've had drunk as friend's who swear mosquitoes don't bite them. I think it partly true if you actually smell like alcohol day and night. But I think the truth is they just can't feel it when they do get bit.
But I guess either way is OK.

That may be the break through we're looking for.
A plan to prevent Zika. Keep drunk all day, to stop the mosquitoes from spreading the disease.
Medical Alcohol .

Awesome. where do I apply for a medical alcohol card?

Do medical alcohol cardholders get to drink more than non cardholders?   

I don't know. I was told though that you could just use your drivers license instead of getting another card to carry around. That would just make your wallet fatter.

[tvguy]

I've had drunk as friend's who swear mosquitoes don't bite them. I think it partly true if you actually smell like alcohol day and night. But I think the truth is they just can't feel it when they do get bit.
But I guess either way is OK.

That may be the break through we're looking for.
A plan to prevent Zika. Keep drunk all day, to stop the mosquitoes from spreading the disease.
Medical Alcohol .

Awesome. where do I apply for a medical alcohol card?

Do medical alcohol cardholders get to drink more than non cardholders?   

I don't know. I was told though that you could just use your drivers license instead of getting another card to carry around. That would just make your wallet fatter.

That's good because I have one of those George Costanza wallets.

[Cuzz]

That may be the break through we're looking for.
A plan to prevent Zika. Keep drunk all day, to stop the mosquitoes from spreading the disease.
Medical Alcohol .

Awesome. where do I apply for a medical alcohol card?

Do medical alcohol cardholders get to drink more than non cardholders?   

I don't know. I was told though that you could just use your drivers license instead of getting another card to carry around. That would just make your wallet fatter.

That's good because I have one of those George Costanza wallets.

???? sorry, I don't watch that show.

[Valuesize]

Awesome. where do I apply for a medical alcohol card?

Do medical alcohol cardholders get to drink more than non cardholders?   

I don't know. I was told though that you could just use your drivers license instead of getting another card to carry around. That would just make your wallet fatter.

That's good because I have one of those George Costanza wallets.

???? sorry, I don't watch that show.

I had forgotten that scene.

[tvguy]

Zika is now confirmed to be an STD . And I don't think they mean if you have sex with a mosquito. Although I did hear rumors that Wonky had the right size equipment for it.

[Wonky3]

Zika is now confirmed to be an STD . And I don't think they mean if you have sex with a mosquito. Although I did hear rumors that Wonky had the right size equipment for it.

Well, as long as you only "hear" it...

[chuck white]

Just be sure to use a condom.

[tvguy]

Zika is now confirmed to be an STD . And I don't think they mean if you have sex with a mosquito. Although I did hear rumors that Wonky had the right size equipment for it.

Well, as long as you only "hear" it...

Yeah just me. I heard it on the internet

[GPnative]

Just be sure to use a condom.

A mosquito is going to have a helluva time putting one on his proboscis

[Cuzz]

Zika is now confirmed to be an STD . And I don't think they mean if you have sex with a mosquito. Although I did hear rumors that Wonky had the right size equipment for it.

Well, as long as you only "hear" it...

Yeah just me. I heard it on the internet

That doesn't count... you were the one to put it there.