A Pun a day
#21
(06-22-2016, 11:06 PM)Juniper Wrote:
(06-22-2016, 08:20 PM)Cuzz Wrote: But that's not really a pun is it?

I don't know....kind of a riddle Pun.....are there unspoken rules on this thread I am not aware of? Big Grin

Rules, here?   Laughing Laughing
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#22
(06-22-2016, 08:20 PM)Cuzz Wrote: But that's not really a pun is it?

More like a riddle.
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#23
Ah, synonym rolls. Just like Grammar used to make.
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#24
(06-24-2016, 10:48 AM)Hugo Wrote: Ah, synonym rolls.  Just like Grammar used to make.

Was that a joke? Hugo telling a joke? Not a bad one either.   Laughing
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#25
(06-23-2016, 08:22 AM)Wonky3 Wrote:
(06-22-2016, 08:20 PM)Cuzz Wrote: But that's not really a pun is it?

More like a riddle.

It is a riddle but it's funny. I don't care. I saw it and laughed.
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#26
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
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#27
(06-24-2016, 08:52 PM)tvguy Wrote: Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
Yeah. She asked me to go down, but I had already pressed the button I wanted.
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#28
(06-25-2016, 07:40 AM)Wonky3 Wrote:
(06-24-2016, 08:52 PM)tvguy Wrote: Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
Yeah. She asked me to go down, but I had already pressed the button I wanted.

And every stop, people getting on, people getting off.

Ottis, going down hill quickly.
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#30
(07-16-2016, 10:20 PM)Juniper Wrote: [Image: 13592773_10210145170775697_9205131419764...e=582D14EC]

Laughing Laughing Laughing .

And I'm still a bit confussed about what a pun really is. Your post above is a hoot, but I'm wondering if it's a pun? (I may fall in tht category of "if I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand). 

Sometime literal definitions only muddy the waters, so it's probably not important any, but:

pun 1 |pən| nouna joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings: the pigs were a squeal (if you'll forgive the pun).verb (puns, punning, punned) [ no obj. ] make a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word: his first puzzle punned on composers, with answers like “Handel with care” and “Haydn go seek” | (as adj. punning) :  a punning riddle.
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#31
It appears to me that Wonky sucks the pun out of everything.
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#32
(07-17-2016, 07:48 AM)Wonky3 Wrote:
(07-16-2016, 10:20 PM)Juniper Wrote: [Image: 13592773_10210145170775697_9205131419764...e=582D14EC]

Laughing Laughing Laughing .

And I'm still a bit confussed about what a pun really is. Your post above is a hoot, but I'm wondering if it's a pun? (I may fall in tht category of "if I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand). 

Sometime literal definitions only muddy the waters, so it's probably not important any, but:

pun 1 |pən| nouna joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings: the pigs were a squeal (if you'll forgive the pun).verb (puns, punning, punned) [ no obj. ] make a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word: his first puzzle punned on composers, with answers like “Handel with care” and “Haydn go seek” | (as adj. punning) :  a punning riddle.

I'd say that's definitely a pun   Big Grin
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#33
(07-17-2016, 08:26 AM)Hugo Wrote: It appears to me that Wonky sucks the pun out of everything.

Or you have never found a postive thing to say about any post you have ever read. 
I wonder if maybe you need a lady friend, a new gun, or membership in a embittered mens club. 

I'd bet the last thing you were intellectually curious about was why rain is wet. 

Find SOMEHTING to bring a little happiness into your life for Christ's sake!
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#34
(07-17-2016, 08:55 AM)Wonky3 Wrote:
(07-17-2016, 08:26 AM)Hugo Wrote: It appears to me that Wonky sucks the pun out of everything.

Or you have never found a postive thing to say about any post you have ever read. 
I wonder if maybe you need a lady friend, a new gun, or membership in a embittered mens club. 

I'd bet the last thing you were intellectually curious about was why rain is wet. 

Find SOMEHTING to bring a little happiness into your life for Christ's sake!

Oh fuck you.  I made a PUN in a topic about PUNS.  Thin skinned bastard.
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#35
(07-17-2016, 09:02 AM)Hugo Wrote:
(07-17-2016, 08:55 AM)Wonky3 Wrote:
(07-17-2016, 08:26 AM)Hugo Wrote: It appears to me that Wonky sucks the pun out of everything.

Or you have never found a postive thing to say about any post you have ever read. 
I wonder if maybe you need a lady friend, a new gun, or membership in a embittered mens club. 

I'd bet the last thing you were intellectually curious about was why rain is wet. 

Find SOMEHTING to bring a little happiness into your life for Christ's sake!

Oh fuck you.  I made a PUN in a topic about PUNS.  Thin skinned bastard.

Be a man and stand behind what you say. Your coment was NOT a pun, but just another simplistic sly little sarcastic slap. 
Or...and it's possible...you just are not capable of using the right words to express yourself.  Wink.
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#36
(07-17-2016, 07:48 AM)Wonky3 Wrote:
(07-16-2016, 10:20 PM)Juniper Wrote: [Image: 13592773_10210145170775697_9205131419764...e=582D14EC]

Laughing Laughing Laughing .

And I'm still a bit confussed about what a pun really is. Your post above is a hoot, but I'm wondering if it's a pun? (I may fall in tht category of "if I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand). 

Sometime literal definitions only muddy the waters, so it's probably not important any, but:

pun 1 |pən| nouna joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings: the pigs were a squeal (if you'll forgive the pun).verb (puns, punning, punned) [ no obj. ] make a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word: his first puzzle punned on composers, with answers like “Handel with care” and “Haydn go seek” | (as adj. punning) :  a punning riddle.


Hugo is right. 

My advice:  Stay out of the pun thread.
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#39
Do you really need to bring your racist shit to the pun thread?
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#40
(07-17-2016, 12:13 PM)Valuesize Wrote: Do you really need to bring your racist shit to the pun thread?

OL loves racists stuff.
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