Best Country/Western Song Title?

[Wonky3]

Willie Nelson sang it. Right out loud. In front of people. At full voice. 

Written by Gary Nunn and Donna Farar. They too, may have been stoned. 

The song:

"The Last thing I needed the first thing this mornin' was to find out you'd walked out on me"
 

Edit: Well, that didn't go so well. Hey TVg, fix it for me, okay? 





 

[Wonky3]

Okay. I wasn't even close!

The Best Of The Worst Country-western Song Titles

1 - Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

2 - Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

3 - Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

4 - Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

5 - How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

6 - How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?

7 - I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

8 - I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

9 - I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

10 - I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

[tvguy]

Willie Nelson sang it. Right out loud. In front of people. At full voice. 

Written by Gary Nunn and Donna Farar. They too, may have been stoned. 

The song:

"The Last thing I needed the first thing this mornin' was to find out you'd walked out on me"
 

Edit: Well, that didn't go so well. Hey TVg, fix it for me, okay? 





 

[Wonky3]

Willie Nelson sang it. Right out loud. In front of people. At full voice. 

Written by Gary Nunn and Donna Farar. They too, may have been stoned. 

The song:

"The Last thing I needed the first thing this mornin' was to find out you'd walked out on me"
 

Edit: Well, that didn't go so well. Hey TVg, fix it for me, okay? 





 

 

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