Riddles
#1
An airplane crashes. Every single person on board dies. But two people survive. How is it possible? If “every single person” died, how could two people have survived?
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#2
They were married
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#3
Too easy. How about off color riddles?

What starts wit F and ends with a K and if you don't get it, you've got use your hand?  Embarrassed
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#4
(12-17-2016, 11:12 PM)Valuesize Wrote: Too easy. How about off color riddles?

What starts wit F and ends with a K and if you don't get it, you've got use your hand?  Embarrassed

I got starts with a T and ends with an R.
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#5
(12-18-2016, 12:49 AM)chuck white Wrote:
(12-17-2016, 11:12 PM)Valuesize Wrote: Too easy. How about off color riddles?

What starts wit F and ends with a K and if you don't get it, you've got use your hand?  Embarrassed

I got starts with a T and ends with an R.

Shucks! I'd like to participate, but can't find my copy of "HIGHLIGHTS".  Smiling
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#6
(12-17-2016, 11:12 PM)Valuesize Wrote: Too easy. How about off color riddles?

What starts wit F and ends with a K and if you don't get it, you've got use your hand?  Embarrassed

Gotta be a fork.
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#7
(12-18-2016, 12:49 AM)chuck white Wrote:
(12-17-2016, 11:12 PM)Valuesize Wrote: Too easy. How about off color riddles?

What starts wit F and ends with a K and if you don't get it, you've got use your hand?  Embarrassed

I got starts with a T and ends with an R.
tofuckingvagueforananswer
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#8
(12-18-2016, 10:43 AM)orygunluvr Wrote:
(12-18-2016, 12:49 AM)chuck white Wrote:
(12-17-2016, 11:12 PM)Valuesize Wrote: Too easy. How about off color riddles?

What starts wit F and ends with a K and if you don't get it, you've got use your hand?  Embarrassed

I got starts with a T and ends with an R.
tofuckingvagueforananswer

Toilet Paper.
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#9
(12-18-2016, 12:10 PM)chuck white Wrote:
(12-18-2016, 10:43 AM)orygunluvr Wrote:
(12-18-2016, 12:49 AM)chuck white Wrote:
(12-17-2016, 11:12 PM)Valuesize Wrote: Too easy. How about off color riddles?

What starts wit F and ends with a K and if you don't get it, you've got use your hand?  Embarrassed

I got starts with a T and ends with an R.
tofuckingvagueforananswer

Toilet Paper.
I like mine better since you didn't provide any clues
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#10
(12-18-2016, 05:20 PM)orygunluvr Wrote:
(12-18-2016, 12:10 PM)chuck white Wrote:
(12-18-2016, 10:43 AM)orygunluvr Wrote:
(12-18-2016, 12:49 AM)chuck white Wrote:
(12-17-2016, 11:12 PM)Valuesize Wrote: Too easy. How about off color riddles?

What starts wit F and ends with a K and if you don't get it, you've got use your hand?  Embarrassed

I got starts with a T and ends with an R.
tofuckingvagueforananswer

Toilet Paper.
I like mine better since you didn't provide any clues
??    Same clue as yours, ' if you don't get it, you've got use your hand?'
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#11
(12-18-2016, 06:26 PM)chuck white Wrote:
(12-18-2016, 05:20 PM)orygunluvr Wrote:
(12-18-2016, 12:10 PM)chuck white Wrote:
(12-18-2016, 10:43 AM)orygunluvr Wrote:
(12-18-2016, 12:49 AM)chuck white Wrote: I got starts with a T and ends with an R.
tofuckingvagueforananswer

Toilet Paper.
I like mine better since you didn't provide any clues
??    Same clue as yours, ' if you don't get it, you've got use your hand?'
Living out in sunni valley I would ASSume you know a little about that......
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#12
(12-18-2016, 08:46 PM)orygunluvr Wrote:
(12-18-2016, 06:26 PM)chuck white Wrote:
(12-18-2016, 05:20 PM)orygunluvr Wrote:
(12-18-2016, 12:10 PM)chuck white Wrote:
(12-18-2016, 10:43 AM)orygunluvr Wrote: tofuckingvagueforananswer

Toilet Paper.
I like mine better since you didn't provide any clues
??    Same clue as yours, ' if you don't get it, you've got use your hand?'
Living out in sunni valley I would ASSume you know a little about that......

In boy scouts, they told us to use leafs. The pines and firs make lousy TP
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#13
Guy checks into the hotel with his family and upon getting the key he asks the person at the counter, "Is the porn disabled"?
Counter person says, " No it's regular you sick bastard".
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#14
(12-25-2016, 07:35 AM)orygunluvr Wrote: Guy checks into the hotel with his family and upon getting the key he asks the person at the counter, "Is the porn disabled"?
Counter person says, " No it's regular you sick bastard".
The hardest part of eating vegetables, is getting them back in the wheel chair.
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#15
(12-25-2016, 07:46 AM)chuck white Wrote:
(12-25-2016, 07:35 AM)orygunluvr Wrote: Guy checks into the hotel with his family and upon getting the key he asks the person at the counter, "Is the porn disabled"?
Counter person says, " No it's regular you sick bastard".
The hardest part of eating vegetables, is getting them back in the wheel chair.

Doh
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