Flood Insurance
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(07-04-2011, 06:37 PM)illcommandante Wrote: The important thing, is to know how to plan. Max out on the coverage for contents. Then, buy every scratchy old Rock LP you can snag for a dime or less. They're all collector's items now and in mint condition (Until the flood). Yard sales are a great way to prepare for floods. Collectable china that will photograph well, from the unchipped side. In a hutch that will tip when the waters rise. Quality suits, past their prime, that you can pick up for pennies. Furs!! Dress Gowns. Expensive shoes. Down jackets! Power tools. Stereo components. Art. All the little things (That add up to small fortune!!!!!!). Nothing has to work, or fit. It just has to sit in a corner in the basement, until it's day comes. Buy right on the water's edge. And, pray.

You must have lived in the Russian river area. I swear some people were paid twice for the same carpet.
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