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RE: Craigslist funny stuff - tvguy - 08-18-2013

(08-18-2013, 05:48 PM)Tiamat Wrote: Maybe I could get this guy to come and take my whole back yard out!

How tall is your bamboo and how wide are the canes?


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - Tiamat - 08-18-2013

(08-18-2013, 05:55 PM)tvguy Wrote:
(08-18-2013, 05:48 PM)Tiamat Wrote: Maybe I could get this guy to come and take my whole back yard out!

How tall is your bamboo and how wide are the canes?

Oh, probably 20 to 30 feet tall. The big ones are probably an inch and a half at the base.


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - PonderThis - 08-18-2013

I know someone that was thrilled to find them like that for 45 cents apiece. (In Myrtle Creek, I think the longest he said was 16' lengths, he said he was cutting some of them down in size).


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - Tiamat - 08-18-2013

(08-18-2013, 06:12 PM)PonderThis Wrote: I know someone that was thrilled to find them like that for 45 cents apiece.

SOLD!


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - PonderThis - 08-18-2013

He was using them for plant stakes. Spring might be a good time to sell them.


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - Tiamat - 08-18-2013

(08-18-2013, 06:18 PM)PonderThis Wrote: He was using them for plant stakes. Spring might be a good time to sell them.

Actually, I've not been able to sell them ever. I do get the nice small ones that would make good stakes. I use them too. I want the bamboo G O N E!!!!


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - PonderThis - 08-18-2013

Well, digging it up and making it go away is quite a bit different than cutting the shoots off and selling them. Smiling

(p.s. your idea of the "right" size for stakes and buyers ideas might differ, this person I know was happy to buy the 1 1/2" size because they were stronger).


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - Tiamat - 08-18-2013

(08-18-2013, 06:22 PM)PonderThis Wrote: Well, digging it up and making it go away is quite a bit different than cutting the shoots off and selling them. Smiling

Yeah. There's no "digging it up and making go away". It's entrenched.


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - tvguy - 08-18-2013

I'm trying my best to grow some giant bamboo. I transplanted some, it's alive and doing well but it hasn't shot up any huge canes as of yet.

I have a lot of smaller stuff. 20 or 25 ft about 1 in at the base.


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - tvguy - 08-18-2013

(08-18-2013, 06:23 PM)Tiamat Wrote:
(08-18-2013, 06:22 PM)PonderThis Wrote: Well, digging it up and making it go away is quite a bit different than cutting the shoots off and selling them. Smiling

Yeah. There's no "digging it up and making go away". It's entrenched.


One word...back hoe , or is that two?


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - tvguy - 08-28-2013

LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing


Mole hair blanket (gp)
Mole hair blanket 180" x 220" light gold



RE: Craigslist funny stuff - tvguy - 08-30-2013

Come on people. no response to a Mole hair jacket? That's some funny stuff I don't care who you are.
And the hits keep on coming...... This bad boy has sudwoofersLaughing


home teather ststem
In selling my nace home teather system
Works great.
Just missing the Remote. But u can use a universal
Im asking $80 for it.
It has two sudwoofers. Not only One.

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RE: Craigslist funny stuff - chuck white - 08-31-2013

(08-28-2013, 08:06 PM)tvguy Wrote: LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing


Mole hair blanket (gp)
Mole hair blanket 180" x 220" light gold

How many moles does it take to make a blanket that big?

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RE: Craigslist funny stuff - Larry - 10-17-2013

The BEST CL ad I have ever seen.

http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html%3C/div%3E


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - tvguy - 10-17-2013

(10-17-2013, 06:49 PM)Larry Wrote: The BEST CL ad I have ever seen.

http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html%3C/div%3E

Laughing F***ing A tweety


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - tvguy - 11-07-2013

It's an electric guitar ampRazz Probably worth maybe 50 bucks.



Amp For Electric Garter - $150 (South Medfored)

My Family got me this amp and i don't use it. I'm looking to just sell it soon. I will check my Email as offend as i can. But this is first come first serve. If i feel the offer is to low i will delete you and you wont hear from me. I am not trying to rip any one off so please don't try to rip me off. I have looked around on price and it seems to be all over the place. So if you find it for way cheap some where else get it from them. Sorry if i come off rude but this is Craigslist. Also if you want to see it in person i will meet you some where or at you house. But not at my own house. hope to hear from some one soon. Take care. CASH ONLY



RE: Craigslist funny stuff - chuck white - 11-07-2013

(11-07-2013, 07:11 PM)tvguy Wrote: It's an electric guitar ampRazz Probably worth maybe 50 bucks.



Amp For Electric Garter - $150 (South Medfored)

My Family got me this amp and i don't use it. I'm looking to just sell it soon. I will check my Email as offend as i can. But this is first come first serve. If i feel the offer is to low i will delete you and you wont hear from me. I am not trying to rip any one off so please don't try to rip me off. I have looked around on price and it seems to be all over the place. So if you find it for way cheap some where else get it from them. Sorry if i come off rude but this is Craigslist. Also if you want to see it in person i will meet you some where or at you house. But not at my own house. hope to hear from some one soon. Take care. CASH ONLY

Might be an amp speaker combo.
Depending on the power and size, might be worth the money.
Some amps cost thousands of dollars

NewCastle 30


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - tvguy - 11-08-2013

(11-07-2013, 11:17 PM)chuck white Wrote:
(11-07-2013, 07:11 PM)tvguy Wrote: It's an electric guitar ampRazz Probably worth maybe 50 bucks.



Amp For Electric Garter - $150 (South Medfored)

My Family got me this amp and i don't use it. I'm looking to just sell it soon. I will check my Email as offend as i can. But this is first come first serve. If i feel the offer is to low i will delete you and you wont hear from me. I am not trying to rip any one off so please don't try to rip me off. I have looked around on price and it seems to be all over the place. So if you find it for way cheap some where else get it from them. Sorry if i come off rude but this is Craigslist. Also if you want to see it in person i will meet you some where or at you house. But not at my own house. hope to hear from some one soon. Take care. CASH ONLY

Might be an amp speaker combo.
Depending on the power and size, might be worth the money.
Some amps cost thousands of dollars

NewCastle 30

Nope , It's Crate a 15 watt amp. Crate amps are nothing special. The amp you posted a link to is a high end tube amp.This guys amp isn't a tube amp. I actually have a Crate tube amp that I picked up used for 150 bucksBig Grin but $50 bucks for the amp I posted about would be the very top and this amp is missing a nob. Here in Medford he would be luck to get 30 bucks.
I own several amps and I have sold a lot on ebay. This poor guys ad is a lesson in what not to do when selling online.

The picture is lousy, the wording is rambling and filled with unnecessary info and negativity. There is virtually no information ie: amp model number or wattage.
A block of text with no breaks or paragraphs. He won't meet you at his home which IMO is just one more thing to make him not trustworthy.


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - kadylady - 11-26-2013

Hey TV. You haven't posted any good ads lately. Do I have to go on Craig's List myself?


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - charger - 11-27-2013

Fellow Costco Shoppers
The Supers are among us. Saturday in Costco they were apparent everywhere mingling with us ordinary folks.

BLINKER BOY – You sat in your powder blue minivan tending your liver spots waiting for someone to move their car out of a prime spot. There wasn’t anyone even walking to a car in that lane, but you know that time and numbers are on your side. You’re also savvy enough to know that if you let another car pass, they may get to a spot first. So you block. And you wait. In the middle. Staking out that lane as yours and creating havoc behind you. Left blinker on if someone walks down the left side of the row, quickly switching to right blinker if they cross. Hazards if they change rows in the middle. I was the guy who lured you to the end of the row by pretending to unlock the silver Acura, only to walk away when you got close. The people you were blocking thanked me.

THERMODYNAMICS GIRL. You demonstrate that energy input in the form of food, minus energy expended in the form of exercise yields energy stored in the form of lard. I passed you repeatedly over the hour I was in the store. Certainly you could’ve found SOMETHING to buy after all this time. Then, I see. It’s not a shopping trip, it’s a free lunch. And that’s not a cart. It’s a walker. You heave your enormous, flabby arms and boobs over the edge of the cart and lean on it as you make your glacial progress from free sample to free sample. You use your cart/walker like a bulldozer in your quest to reach the Holy Grail; a Dixie Cup of Rock Star Energy Drink. The lady in the hairnet becomes your own personal drive-thru. I particularly liked how you asked if there were other flavors to try and took one for the road. The BBQ meatballs were a whole two aisles away.

ROUNDABOUT MAN. You parked yourself and your cart in the middle of the intersection of two shopping aisles strategically angled so as to occupy as much physical space as possible. While you forced traffic to direct itself in circles around you like a bunch of badly dressed Renaults circling the Arc de Triumph you were licking (tongue hanging out LICKING!) the inside of a spent paper cup full of Chicken Creamy Supreme. The look of confusion you gave when I told you to get the f%$^* out of the way was made funnier by the leftover cream sauce in your scraggly mustache.

THE SCREAMING EAGLES. The most lethal bunch in the store, led by a person to whom conscience and self-awareness are weaknesses to be exploited in others. She enters the store like a normal mom with three kids. Once inside, the disguise is removed, goggles flip down and she stares unwaveringly at her attack plan disguised as a shopping list. With trained efficiency, her cadre of small, fast and determined fighter escorts fan out alongside where they make sorties to various end-caps, sample stations and electronics displays. While docked with the mother ship, they effectively block passers and send other shoppers diving down the snack row for safety. They dive in and out of crowds knocking people and products over and come out unscathed, holding bags of Chicken Wings and Jalapeno Poppers. The most promising disciple is named Godzilla, for his ability to scatter Asian women with his stomping, screaming temper tantrums.

THE STROLLER Your name is a reference to the speed of your progress which resembles nothing so much as a nice little stroll on a sunny spring day in the garden. Determined to make your fellow shoppers slow down and smell the roses you set the speed limit for whichever aisle you’re in. It’s like following a school bus down a two lane road. I tried a bit of method acting and matched your pace, just to see what goes through the mind of someone so utterly lacking in ambition and purpose. All I could envision is how little I wanted to finish and be forced to go home to the gold and green shag carpeted, wood paneled house that smells like yesterday’s Depends.


And my favorite – SUPERBOWL CONSUMER MAN! You were disguised in gray Champion sweats and a football jersey (making a triumphant homecoming to their place of purchase). Your tan Velcro Rockports were the sole give-away to the fact that you haven’t strung together three running steps since Ike died. An off-brand 42 inch flat screen TV was parked on the big flat dolly with no company other than an enormous log of Velveeta cheese-flavored-food-product. You would have blended in nicely if you hadn’t decided to take your entire purchase with you through the line to get a Polish dog and Diet Coke. Or was it a Chicken Bake, you man of mystery you? You were clearly proud of your purchase because you talked about it loudly the entire time. And if we needed a reminder that you’re a big spender, you banged the evidence against our shins and plowed into tables as you strutted through the concession pushing inaccurately with one hand and one elbow while filling your grill with the other.


Location: Kirkland