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RE: Craigslist funny stuff - Tiamat - 01-14-2014

(01-14-2014, 09:04 AM)Scar Wrote:
(01-13-2014, 10:33 PM)Tiamat Wrote:
(11-28-2013, 08:00 AM)kadylady Wrote:
(11-27-2013, 05:09 PM)charger Wrote: Fellow Costco Shoppers
The Supers are among us. Saturday in Costco they were apparent everywhere mingling with us ordinary folks.

BLINKER BOY – You sat in your powder blue minivan tending your liver spots waiting for someone to move their car out of a prime spot. There wasn’t anyone even walking to a car in that lane, but you know that time and numbers are on your side. You’re also savvy enough to know that if you let another car pass, they may get to a spot first. So you block. And you wait. In the middle. Staking out that lane as yours and creating havoc behind you. Left blinker on if someone walks down the left side of the row, quickly switching to right blinker if they cross. Hazards if they change rows in the middle. I was the guy who lured you to the end of the row by pretending to unlock the silver Acura, only to walk away when you got close. The people you were blocking thanked me.

THERMODYNAMICS GIRL. You demonstrate that energy input in the form of food, minus energy expended in the form of exercise yields energy stored in the form of lard. I passed you repeatedly over the hour I was in the store. Certainly you could’ve found SOMETHING to buy after all this time. Then, I see. It’s not a shopping trip, it’s a free lunch. And that’s not a cart. It’s a walker. You heave your enormous, flabby arms and boobs over the edge of the cart and lean on it as you make your glacial progress from free sample to free sample. You use your cart/walker like a bulldozer in your quest to reach the Holy Grail; a Dixie Cup of Rock Star Energy Drink. The lady in the hairnet becomes your own personal drive-thru. I particularly liked how you asked if there were other flavors to try and took one for the road. The BBQ meatballs were a whole two aisles away.

ROUNDABOUT MAN. You parked yourself and your cart in the middle of the intersection of two shopping aisles strategically angled so as to occupy as much physical space as possible. While you forced traffic to direct itself in circles around you like a bunch of badly dressed Renaults circling the Arc de Triumph you were licking (tongue hanging out LICKING!) the inside of a spent paper cup full of Chicken Creamy Supreme. The look of confusion you gave when I told you to get the f%$^* out of the way was made funnier by the leftover cream sauce in your scraggly mustache.

THE SCREAMING EAGLES. The most lethal bunch in the store, led by a person to whom conscience and self-awareness are weaknesses to be exploited in others. She enters the store like a normal mom with three kids. Once inside, the disguise is removed, goggles flip down and she stares unwaveringly at her attack plan disguised as a shopping list. With trained efficiency, her cadre of small, fast and determined fighter escorts fan out alongside where they make sorties to various end-caps, sample stations and electronics displays. While docked with the mother ship, they effectively block passers and send other shoppers diving down the snack row for safety. They dive in and out of crowds knocking people and products over and come out unscathed, holding bags of Chicken Wings and Jalapeno Poppers. The most promising disciple is named Godzilla, for his ability to scatter Asian women with his stomping, screaming temper tantrums.

THE STROLLER Your name is a reference to the speed of your progress which resembles nothing so much as a nice little stroll on a sunny spring day in the garden. Determined to make your fellow shoppers slow down and smell the roses you set the speed limit for whichever aisle you’re in. It’s like following a school bus down a two lane road. I tried a bit of method acting and matched your pace, just to see what goes through the mind of someone so utterly lacking in ambition and purpose. All I could envision is how little I wanted to finish and be forced to go home to the gold and green shag carpeted, wood paneled house that smells like yesterday’s Depends.


And my favorite – SUPERBOWL CONSUMER MAN! You were disguised in gray Champion sweats and a football jersey (making a triumphant homecoming to their place of purchase). Your tan Velcro Rockports were the sole give-away to the fact that you haven’t strung together three running steps since Ike died. An off-brand 42 inch flat screen TV was parked on the big flat dolly with no company other than an enormous log of Velveeta cheese-flavored-food-product. You would have blended in nicely if you hadn’t decided to take your entire purchase with you through the line to get a Polish dog and Diet Coke. Or was it a Chicken Bake, you man of mystery you? You were clearly proud of your purchase because you talked about it loudly the entire time. And if we needed a reminder that you’re a big spender, you banged the evidence against our shins and plowed into tables as you strutted through the concession pushing inaccurately with one hand and one elbow while filling your grill with the other.


Location: Kirkland

Ha! Missed me. I was there Monday. I was the woman cowering in the corner by the veggies, silently sobbing and waiting for a chance to bolt out of the store!

I understand completely. I have a friend who doesn't have a Costco card. She likes to come with me as my guest. But she wants to go on Saturdays. (naturally, it's our day off) I won't do it. I refuse. Costco is bad enough on a Monday, but Saturday? You might as well slit your wrists.

Anyway, the writer above, must be a hater. Does anyone pass her/his scrutiny favorably? As you said, you weren't noticed.

Yeah, it's pretty accurate.


Well, it's not like I didn't understand what the poster was saying, or even questsion it's accuracy. But that much hate makes you wonder if the poster was capable in seeing good in anyone?


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - tvguy - 01-14-2014

(01-14-2014, 09:21 AM)Tiamat Wrote:
(01-14-2014, 09:04 AM)Scar Wrote:
(01-13-2014, 10:33 PM)Tiamat Wrote:
(11-28-2013, 08:00 AM)kadylady Wrote:
(11-27-2013, 05:09 PM)charger Wrote: Fellow Costco Shoppers
The Supers are among us. Saturday in Costco they were apparent everywhere mingling with us ordinary folks.

BLINKER BOY – You sat in your powder blue minivan tending your liver spots waiting for someone to move their car out of a prime spot. There wasn’t anyone even walking to a car in that lane, but you know that time and numbers are on your side. You’re also savvy enough to know that if you let another car pass, they may get to a spot first. So you block. And you wait. In the middle. Staking out that lane as yours and creating havoc behind you. Left blinker on if someone walks down the left side of the row, quickly switching to right blinker if they cross. Hazards if they change rows in the middle. I was the guy who lured you to the end of the row by pretending to unlock the silver Acura, only to walk away when you got close. The people you were blocking thanked me.

THERMODYNAMICS GIRL. You demonstrate that energy input in the form of food, minus energy expended in the form of exercise yields energy stored in the form of lard. I passed you repeatedly over the hour I was in the store. Certainly you could’ve found SOMETHING to buy after all this time. Then, I see. It’s not a shopping trip, it’s a free lunch. And that’s not a cart. It’s a walker. You heave your enormous, flabby arms and boobs over the edge of the cart and lean on it as you make your glacial progress from free sample to free sample. You use your cart/walker like a bulldozer in your quest to reach the Holy Grail; a Dixie Cup of Rock Star Energy Drink. The lady in the hairnet becomes your own personal drive-thru. I particularly liked how you asked if there were other flavors to try and took one for the road. The BBQ meatballs were a whole two aisles away.

ROUNDABOUT MAN. You parked yourself and your cart in the middle of the intersection of two shopping aisles strategically angled so as to occupy as much physical space as possible. While you forced traffic to direct itself in circles around you like a bunch of badly dressed Renaults circling the Arc de Triumph you were licking (tongue hanging out LICKING!) the inside of a spent paper cup full of Chicken Creamy Supreme. The look of confusion you gave when I told you to get the f%$^* out of the way was made funnier by the leftover cream sauce in your scraggly mustache.

THE SCREAMING EAGLES. The most lethal bunch in the store, led by a person to whom conscience and self-awareness are weaknesses to be exploited in others. She enters the store like a normal mom with three kids. Once inside, the disguise is removed, goggles flip down and she stares unwaveringly at her attack plan disguised as a shopping list. With trained efficiency, her cadre of small, fast and determined fighter escorts fan out alongside where they make sorties to various end-caps, sample stations and electronics displays. While docked with the mother ship, they effectively block passers and send other shoppers diving down the snack row for safety. They dive in and out of crowds knocking people and products over and come out unscathed, holding bags of Chicken Wings and Jalapeno Poppers. The most promising disciple is named Godzilla, for his ability to scatter Asian women with his stomping, screaming temper tantrums.

THE STROLLER Your name is a reference to the speed of your progress which resembles nothing so much as a nice little stroll on a sunny spring day in the garden. Determined to make your fellow shoppers slow down and smell the roses you set the speed limit for whichever aisle you’re in. It’s like following a school bus down a two lane road. I tried a bit of method acting and matched your pace, just to see what goes through the mind of someone so utterly lacking in ambition and purpose. All I could envision is how little I wanted to finish and be forced to go home to the gold and green shag carpeted, wood paneled house that smells like yesterday’s Depends.


And my favorite – SUPERBOWL CONSUMER MAN! You were disguised in gray Champion sweats and a football jersey (making a triumphant homecoming to their place of purchase). Your tan Velcro Rockports were the sole give-away to the fact that you haven’t strung together three running steps since Ike died. An off-brand 42 inch flat screen TV was parked on the big flat dolly with no company other than an enormous log of Velveeta cheese-flavored-food-product. You would have blended in nicely if you hadn’t decided to take your entire purchase with you through the line to get a Polish dog and Diet Coke. Or was it a Chicken Bake, you man of mystery you? You were clearly proud of your purchase because you talked about it loudly the entire time. And if we needed a reminder that you’re a big spender, you banged the evidence against our shins and plowed into tables as you strutted through the concession pushing inaccurately with one hand and one elbow while filling your grill with the other.


Location: Kirkland

Ha! Missed me. I was there Monday. I was the woman cowering in the corner by the veggies, silently sobbing and waiting for a chance to bolt out of the store!

I understand completely. I have a friend who doesn't have a Costco card. She likes to come with me as my guest. But she wants to go on Saturdays. (naturally, it's our day off) I won't do it. I refuse. Costco is bad enough on a Monday, but Saturday? You might as well slit your wrists.

Anyway, the writer above, must be a hater. Does anyone pass her/his scrutiny favorably? As you said, you weren't noticed.

Yeah, it's pretty accurate.


Well, it's not like I didn't understand what the poster was saying, or even questsion it's accuracy. But that much hate makes you wonder if the poster was capable in seeing good in anyone?

I know what you mean because some of it was just mean spirited but The author was trying to be funny. And some of it was very funny.


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - tvguy - 01-14-2014

30 lb Dung Bells - $40
Pair of 30's... Call or text James



RE: Craigslist funny stuff - Scar - 01-14-2014

(01-14-2014, 09:21 AM)Tiamat Wrote:
(01-14-2014, 09:04 AM)Scar Wrote:
(01-13-2014, 10:33 PM)Tiamat Wrote:
(11-28-2013, 08:00 AM)kadylady Wrote:
(11-27-2013, 05:09 PM)charger Wrote: Fellow Costco Shoppers
The Supers are among us. Saturday in Costco they were apparent everywhere mingling with us ordinary folks.

BLINKER BOY – You sat in your powder blue minivan tending your liver spots waiting for someone to move their car out of a prime spot. There wasn’t anyone even walking to a car in that lane, but you know that time and numbers are on your side. You’re also savvy enough to know that if you let another car pass, they may get to a spot first. So you block. And you wait. In the middle. Staking out that lane as yours and creating havoc behind you. Left blinker on if someone walks down the left side of the row, quickly switching to right blinker if they cross. Hazards if they change rows in the middle. I was the guy who lured you to the end of the row by pretending to unlock the silver Acura, only to walk away when you got close. The people you were blocking thanked me.

THERMODYNAMICS GIRL. You demonstrate that energy input in the form of food, minus energy expended in the form of exercise yields energy stored in the form of lard. I passed you repeatedly over the hour I was in the store. Certainly you could’ve found SOMETHING to buy after all this time. Then, I see. It’s not a shopping trip, it’s a free lunch. And that’s not a cart. It’s a walker. You heave your enormous, flabby arms and boobs over the edge of the cart and lean on it as you make your glacial progress from free sample to free sample. You use your cart/walker like a bulldozer in your quest to reach the Holy Grail; a Dixie Cup of Rock Star Energy Drink. The lady in the hairnet becomes your own personal drive-thru. I particularly liked how you asked if there were other flavors to try and took one for the road. The BBQ meatballs were a whole two aisles away.

ROUNDABOUT MAN. You parked yourself and your cart in the middle of the intersection of two shopping aisles strategically angled so as to occupy as much physical space as possible. While you forced traffic to direct itself in circles around you like a bunch of badly dressed Renaults circling the Arc de Triumph you were licking (tongue hanging out LICKING!) the inside of a spent paper cup full of Chicken Creamy Supreme. The look of confusion you gave when I told you to get the f%$^* out of the way was made funnier by the leftover cream sauce in your scraggly mustache.

THE SCREAMING EAGLES. The most lethal bunch in the store, led by a person to whom conscience and self-awareness are weaknesses to be exploited in others. She enters the store like a normal mom with three kids. Once inside, the disguise is removed, goggles flip down and she stares unwaveringly at her attack plan disguised as a shopping list. With trained efficiency, her cadre of small, fast and determined fighter escorts fan out alongside where they make sorties to various end-caps, sample stations and electronics displays. While docked with the mother ship, they effectively block passers and send other shoppers diving down the snack row for safety. They dive in and out of crowds knocking people and products over and come out unscathed, holding bags of Chicken Wings and Jalapeno Poppers. The most promising disciple is named Godzilla, for his ability to scatter Asian women with his stomping, screaming temper tantrums.

THE STROLLER Your name is a reference to the speed of your progress which resembles nothing so much as a nice little stroll on a sunny spring day in the garden. Determined to make your fellow shoppers slow down and smell the roses you set the speed limit for whichever aisle you’re in. It’s like following a school bus down a two lane road. I tried a bit of method acting and matched your pace, just to see what goes through the mind of someone so utterly lacking in ambition and purpose. All I could envision is how little I wanted to finish and be forced to go home to the gold and green shag carpeted, wood paneled house that smells like yesterday’s Depends.


And my favorite – SUPERBOWL CONSUMER MAN! You were disguised in gray Champion sweats and a football jersey (making a triumphant homecoming to their place of purchase). Your tan Velcro Rockports were the sole give-away to the fact that you haven’t strung together three running steps since Ike died. An off-brand 42 inch flat screen TV was parked on the big flat dolly with no company other than an enormous log of Velveeta cheese-flavored-food-product. You would have blended in nicely if you hadn’t decided to take your entire purchase with you through the line to get a Polish dog and Diet Coke. Or was it a Chicken Bake, you man of mystery you? You were clearly proud of your purchase because you talked about it loudly the entire time. And if we needed a reminder that you’re a big spender, you banged the evidence against our shins and plowed into tables as you strutted through the concession pushing inaccurately with one hand and one elbow while filling your grill with the other.


Location: Kirkland

Ha! Missed me. I was there Monday. I was the woman cowering in the corner by the veggies, silently sobbing and waiting for a chance to bolt out of the store!

I understand completely. I have a friend who doesn't have a Costco card. She likes to come with me as my guest. But she wants to go on Saturdays. (naturally, it's our day off) I won't do it. I refuse. Costco is bad enough on a Monday, but Saturday? You might as well slit your wrists.

Anyway, the writer above, must be a hater. Does anyone pass her/his scrutiny favorably? As you said, you weren't noticed.

Yeah, it's pretty accurate.


Well, it's not like I didn't understand what the poster was saying, or even questsion it's accuracy. But that much hate makes you wonder if the poster was capable in seeing good in anyone?

This wknd at costco there was a couple slobs sitting on those red scooters just chatting it up in the main isle and they had a large dog with them and a basket. They were blocking everyone and people had too go down side isles just to get around them. When people are too self absorbed to show commom courtesy, I don't waste time looking for any good in them.


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - tvguy - 01-14-2014

Madrone firewood for sale!!! - $100 (grants pass)
Hi my name is Calvin and I have madrone fire wood wood for sale the prices are $200.00 quart and $100.00 a half quart and I can deliver to you. Gas money may be needed depending how far out you are located. I'm willing to go really anywhere. Please give me a call at Thank you.



RE: Craigslist funny stuff - kadylady - 01-14-2014

(01-14-2014, 10:11 AM)tvguy Wrote: Madrone firewood for sale!!! - $100 (grants pass)
Hi my name is Calvin and I have madrone fire wood wood for sale the prices are $200.00 quart and $100.00 a half quart and I can deliver to you. Gas money may be needed depending how far out you are located. I'm willing to go really anywhere. Please give me a call at Thank you.

I wonder if he'll give me a better price if I buy a 1/2 gallon.


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - Prospector - 01-14-2014

(01-14-2014, 10:16 AM)kadylady Wrote:
(01-14-2014, 10:11 AM)tvguy Wrote: Madrone firewood for sale!!! - $100 (grants pass)
Hi my name is Calvin and I have madrone fire wood wood for sale the prices are $200.00 quart and $100.00 a half quart and I can deliver to you. Gas money may be needed depending how far out you are located. I'm willing to go really anywhere. Please give me a call at Thank you.

I wonder if he'll give me a better price if I buy a 1/2 gallon.

I think he might be a pint and half shy. Smiling


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - kadylady - 01-14-2014

(01-14-2014, 10:18 AM)Prospector Wrote:
(01-14-2014, 10:16 AM)kadylady Wrote:
(01-14-2014, 10:11 AM)tvguy Wrote: Madrone firewood for sale!!! - $100 (grants pass)
Hi my name is Calvin and I have madrone fire wood wood for sale the prices are $200.00 quart and $100.00 a half quart and I can deliver to you. Gas money may be needed depending how far out you are located. I'm willing to go really anywhere. Please give me a call at Thank you.

I wonder if he'll give me a better price if I buy a 1/2 gallon.

I think he might be a pint and half shy. Smiling

Smiling No doubt.


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - Tiamat - 01-14-2014

(01-14-2014, 09:47 AM)Scar Wrote:
(01-14-2014, 09:21 AM)Tiamat Wrote:
(01-14-2014, 09:04 AM)Scar Wrote:
(01-13-2014, 10:33 PM)Tiamat Wrote:
(11-28-2013, 08:00 AM)kadylady Wrote: Ha! Missed me. I was there Monday. I was the woman cowering in the corner by the veggies, silently sobbing and waiting for a chance to bolt out of the store!

I understand completely. I have a friend who doesn't have a Costco card. She likes to come with me as my guest. But she wants to go on Saturdays. (naturally, it's our day off) I won't do it. I refuse. Costco is bad enough on a Monday, but Saturday? You might as well slit your wrists.

Anyway, the writer above, must be a hater. Does anyone pass her/his scrutiny favorably? As you said, you weren't noticed.

Yeah, it's pretty accurate.


Well, it's not like I didn't understand what the poster was saying, or even questsion it's accuracy. But that much hate makes you wonder if the poster was capable in seeing good in anyone?

This wknd at costco there was a couple slobs sitting on those red scooters just chatting it up in the main isle and they had a large dog with them and a basket. They were blocking everyone and people had too go down side isles just to get around them. When people are too self absorbed to show commom courtesy, I don't waste time looking for any good in them.


But this person is spending a lot of time writing well written quips and critiques.


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - Prospector - 01-14-2014

My reason for a Costco stop is picking up items off my list. Not to sample items which I find a source of possibly getting sick from under prepared food or the people hovering around it.

I would appreciate those that need to socialize or window shop to show a little courtesy by not blocking access to shelves or aisles.

If you want to park near the door, get there early. The people waiting should be only those waiting for handicap spots.

By the way, Costco is studying the idea of relocating to the area where REI and trader joes is located


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - Cohort - 01-15-2014

(01-14-2014, 09:42 AM)tvguy Wrote: 30 lb Dung Bells - $40
Pair of 30's... Call or text James

"Dung Bells". Good one!


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - Tiamat - 01-15-2014

(01-14-2014, 08:08 PM)Prospector Wrote: My reason for a Costco stop is picking up items off my list. Not to sample items which I find a source of possibly getting sick from under prepared food or the people hovering around it.

I would appreciate those that need to socialize or window shop to show a little courtesy by not blocking access to shelves or aisles.

If you want to park near the door, get there early. The people waiting should be only those waiting for handicap spots.

By the way, Costco is studying the idea of relocating to the area where REI and trader joes is located

SurprisedSurprised Oh, that undeveloped part. Well, they'd be more convenient for me if they did.


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - tvguy - 01-16-2014

GOLDEN silver peeled bark bone dry mountain madrone laurel firewood (my safe deposit box)





This is WAY over a cord it's actually close to 6 cords but I want to make sure you get a FULL cord. I will deliver this in a motor home just in case it rains. This firewood was seasoned for 44 years in a barn. A heated barn with controlled humidity. Each piece of wood was cut to EXACT measurements with a hack saw and then turned with a lathe to insure conformity.Then wrapped in seasoned newspaper I have been saving since 1963.

I will be happy to deliver this for said price anywhere west of the rocky mountains. WE stack this wood anywhere. You say you live on the 4th floor and you want it stacked on your balcony? NO problem.

This wood is beyond bone dry as a matter of fact It's white like desert bones. WE actually painted it silver with non toxic paint. We know you like "SILVER" madrone because any other madrone is worthless and won't burn.If there is ANY bark it will actually extinguish a hot fire.

You must protect this wood from the sun like Bela Lugosi. One single ray of the sun and this wood will ignite like Richard Pryer on the surface of the sun. For obvious reasons We only deliver after midnight during a solar AND lunar eclipse.

Trades are welcome. We were hoping to get one of the older TVs, the tube type like from the 90's? If you have one that needs repair that's OK. Yeah I know, fat chance but we can dream. Or possibly an old couch with the arms scratched off by cats? OK again wishful thinking.

Thanks , we except checks ,chickens, rubles, small children or Paypal Just give us a call at 541 ba lony



RE: Craigslist funny stuff - Tiamat - 01-18-2014

(01-14-2014, 09:41 AM)tvguy Wrote:
(01-14-2014, 09:21 AM)Tiamat Wrote:
(01-14-2014, 09:04 AM)Scar Wrote:
(01-13-2014, 10:33 PM)Tiamat Wrote:
(11-28-2013, 08:00 AM)kadylady Wrote: Ha! Missed me. I was there Monday. I was the woman cowering in the corner by the veggies, silently sobbing and waiting for a chance to bolt out of the store!

I understand completely. I have a friend who doesn't have a Costco card. She likes to come with me as my guest. But she wants to go on Saturdays. (naturally, it's our day off) I won't do it. I refuse. Costco is bad enough on a Monday, but Saturday? You might as well slit your wrists.

Anyway, the writer above, must be a hater. Does anyone pass her/his scrutiny favorably? As you said, you weren't noticed.

Yeah, it's pretty accurate.


Well, it's not like I didn't understand what the poster was saying, or even questsion it's accuracy. But that much hate makes you wonder if the poster was capable in seeing good in anyone?

I know what you mean because some of it was just mean spirited but The author was trying to be funny. And some of it was very funny.


It WAS funny. And ACCURATE!

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RE: Craigslist funny stuff - tvguy - 02-02-2014

Free parts cat (Medford)
He's old, but if you have a cat that needs anything, he'd be a perfect donor, no known health issues. Calico, 8 years old, always fed premium food. e-mail



RE: Craigslist funny stuff - Tiamat - 02-18-2014

You farted in Trader Joe's - m4w - 36 (Medford)
© craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap
55 Rossanley Dr

age : 36
You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that fated in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No. . . Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime.

55 Rossanley Dr (google map) (yahoo map)


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - kadylady - 02-19-2014

(02-18-2014, 11:32 PM)Tiamat Wrote: You farted in Trader Joe's - m4w - 36 (Medford)
© craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap
55 Rossanley Dr

age : 36
You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that fated in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No. . . Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime.

55 Rossanley Dr (google map) (yahoo map)

He needs to work on his pick-up line! Razz


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - Tiamat - 02-19-2014

(02-19-2014, 09:48 AM)kadylady Wrote:
(02-18-2014, 11:32 PM)Tiamat Wrote: You farted in Trader Joe's - m4w - 36 (Medford)
© craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap
55 Rossanley Dr

age : 36
You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that fated in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No. . . Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime.

55 Rossanley Dr (google map) (yahoo map)

He needs to work on his pick-up line! Razz

I dunno. If he gets the girl he's already gone through the worst part.Laughing


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - kadylady - 02-20-2014

(02-19-2014, 08:31 PM)Tiamat Wrote:
(02-19-2014, 09:48 AM)kadylady Wrote:
(02-18-2014, 11:32 PM)Tiamat Wrote: You farted in Trader Joe's - m4w - 36 (Medford)
© craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap
55 Rossanley Dr

age : 36
You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that fated in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No. . . Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime.

55 Rossanley Dr (google map) (yahoo map)

He needs to work on his pick-up line! Razz

I dunno. If he gets the girl he's already gone through the worst part.Laughing

That's true!! Big Grin


RE: Craigslist funny stuff - BeerMe - 02-20-2014

awesomeness