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    Thread: Poor (And I mean POOR) Hillary
Post: RE: Poor (And I mean POOR) Hillary

Didn't The Bushes say she stole the silverware, on the way out? And that crooked cop that they found hiding under Giuliani's yellow rain coat? When Jesus comes back, I want to be his agent.
illcommandante National and World News 21 12,949 06-10-2014, 07:55 PM
    Thread: Another Cop story
Post: RE: Another Cop story

I've been collecting sheriff's fancy belt buckles for forty years. All for the same thing. Meth dealing. Chief Eckstein told me I couldn't wear one (And, he was my friend). But we checked, and they ar...
illcommandante National and World News 12 4,730 06-10-2014, 07:52 PM
    Thread: Oregon woman accused of killing 2
Post: RE: Oregon woman accused of killing 2

"Any man's death diminishes me....." And, I'll hold to that. Maybe I'd make an exception for the director at The Roseburg VA, who had the nurses throw us out, when I got Rose Maddox and Johnny Cash to...
illcommandante Local News and Culture 13 7,749 06-10-2014, 07:29 PM
    Thread: Medford Police Say "Fight Back" in Active Shooting
Post: RE: Medford Police Say "Fight Back" in Active Shoo...

A little thought of possibility, is to carry "Un acha". In close quarters, even short guns are cumbersome. I got a corrido, with a kindling axe. But then, my family has a connection to the tomahawk, t...
illcommandante Local News and Culture 16 7,697 06-10-2014, 07:16 PM
    Thread: $10,000 an acre?????
Post: RE: $10,000 an acre?????

We dump fortunes on thinning. The hunters (Poachers?) have nightmares that wolves will be allowed to compete. But the elk and deer are grazers. The ODF knows we are starving them out. God knows where ...
illcommandante Local News and Culture 8 6,332 06-10-2014, 07:08 PM
    Thread: Time To Revisit The Death Penalty
Post: RE: Time To Revisit The Death Penalty

My field was cardiology. My contribution was The Coronary Care Unit. But, I also lectured on criminal behavior. And wonder that the insane aren't safer in the hands of crooked cops and judges, than ps...
illcommandante National and World News 62 29,954 06-09-2014, 08:24 PM
    Thread: Another Cop story
Post: RE: Another Cop story

When I mentioned that I was watching two unregistered pedophiles from my front door, they moved out of my RV Park. I have been trying to stop this for thirty years. And now, The Oregonian has come to ...
illcommandante National and World News 12 4,730 06-09-2014, 08:21 PM
    Thread: Marijuana and Minimum Wage on Alaska Ballot
Post: RE: Marijuana and Minimum Wage on Alaska Ballot

Those of us conceived at Hanford, number over a thousand, and are referred to as "Radiation Monsters". When I tried to find out what modalities were being used to treat our condition, I learned that I...
illcommandante National and World News 5 2,629 06-09-2014, 08:14 PM
    Thread: New & Improved: WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?
Post: RE: New & Improved: WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?

Fifteen years ago, knowing that my children were sick with the same condition that should have kept me off of a battlefield, my local VA Rep joked with my band of brothers about how "As long as I'm hi...
illcommandante Off-Topic 1,957 905,973 06-09-2014, 07:54 PM
    Thread: Cats who wake their owners.
Post: RE: Cats who wake their owners.

I didn't know "Ghost" had lived in my RV Park longer than I had. He was at least two, when he decided to adopted us. It took three months to rid him of ringworm, fleas, worms, ear mites, and septic wo...
illcommandante The Lounge 4 2,438 06-09-2014, 07:39 PM
    Thread: $10,000 an acre?????
Post: RE: $10,000 an acre?????

When the only fire in the state was close to where I pick huckleberries, I watched the smoke rise for days. And I drove past an army at The Prospect Ranger Station. An employee of the Forest Service c...
illcommandante Local News and Culture 8 6,332 06-09-2014, 07:27 PM
    Thread: OR 7
Post: RE: OR 7

When I pick huckleberries, the hunters run their hounds through my camp. I think they'd like to have The Gap to themselves, so no one realizes what's going on with our elk herds.
illcommandante Local News and Culture 133 80,810 06-09-2014, 07:21 PM
    Thread: Kate Bush is Not a Misguided Clown
Post: RE: Kate Bush is Not a Misguided Clown

The Shriners, troubled over the thought of caring for Black children, are considering getting out of the hospital business. The opportunity to steal from the public, may stay their hand. If not, maybe...
illcommandante Off-Topic 15 6,784 06-08-2014, 06:36 PM
    Thread: 9-11 Memorial Dedication
Post: RE: 9-11 Memorial Dedication

The members of NYFD died while trying to steal Levis. That story had a pretty short half life.
illcommandante National and World News 8 3,188 06-08-2014, 06:32 PM
    Thread: Should a coward be punished?
Post: RE: Should a coward be punished?

When my crew was killed, I became the captain of a "Fighting Ship Of The Line". We didn't stay to fight. We went into Cambodia, by mistake. But, running was no mistake.
illcommandante National and World News 9 4,806 06-08-2014, 06:30 PM
    Thread: Marijuana and Minimum Wage on Alaska Ballot
Post: RE: Marijuana and Minimum Wage on Alaska Ballot

We have the power, in Oregon, to take this issue out of the hands of our crooked politicians. And make our own decisions on it. Why should we pay taxes to, and be regulated by, the losers of The Drug ...
illcommandante National and World News 5 2,629 06-08-2014, 06:27 PM
    Thread: Happy May Day Comrades
Post: RE: Happy May Day Comrades

May Day commemorates the murder of anarchists by Chicago's law. It was our holiday, in the beginning. And, it should be, again.
illcommandante National and World News 6 2,979 06-08-2014, 06:23 PM
    Thread: Super Cool Low Tide/High Tide Photos
Post: RE: Super Cool Low Tide/High Tide Photos

I've fished the same surf perch holes for over half a century. My ocean hasn't risen an inch.
illcommandante Off-Topic 3 2,415 06-08-2014, 06:19 PM
    Thread: New & Improved: WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?
Post: RE: New & Improved: WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?

Fileting out some Selmac bluegill, for tacos. I eat great, out of Selmac. While most of the fishermen are chasing that trophy bass, that doesn't fight much, and tastes awful.
illcommandante Off-Topic 1,957 905,973 06-08-2014, 06:17 PM
    Thread: Darwin award
Post: RE: Darwin award

Don't hold your breath.
illcommandante Off-Topic 4 3,272 06-08-2014, 06:14 PM
    Thread: Medford considers pit bull ban
Post: RE: Medford considers pit bull ban

A drunken local in Cave Junction tried to get his pit bull to attack me. I told it to "Go lie down". It did. He kicked it, and threw it into the back of his pickup. I pointed him out to others, on ope...
illcommandante Local News and Culture 201 123,743 06-08-2014, 06:12 PM
    Thread: $10,000 an acre?????
Post: RE: $10,000 an acre?????

The ODF has changed the numbers. The Courier gave them to us correctly. TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS AN ACRE.
illcommandante Local News and Culture 8 6,332 06-08-2014, 06:08 PM
    Thread: Time To Revisit The Death Penalty
Post: RE: Time To Revisit The Death Penalty

As much as we'd like to see them tortured to death, criminals are simply our mentally ill. Sheared away from the mental health system, by other crazies. For fun and profit.
illcommandante National and World News 62 29,954 06-08-2014, 06:04 PM
    Thread: Another Cop story
Post: RE: Another Cop story

My stepfather was the pedophile who was protected by our local law for forty years. I think that it's likely that the daughter of some friends, hung herself in their barn, over what he did to her. In ...
illcommandante National and World News 12 4,730 06-08-2014, 06:00 PM
    Thread: North Korea Bought 37 Drones…from RadioShack
Post: RE: North Korea Bought 37 Drones…from RadioShack

I caught some fresh minted "Homelanders" shopping in Radio Shack in Vista California. I asked them if they'd worn the same shiny toed black shoes, when they were on "Mormon Mission". They weren't amus...
illcommandante National and World News 3 1,794 06-08-2014, 05:57 PM
    Thread: Art Robinson on Rachel Maddow Again.
Post: RE: Art Robinson on Rachel Maddow Again.

Art doesn't solicit donations for his sham "Non-Profit Corp". He doesn't need to. It's just a channel for The Fords and their friends to lay money on him, in exchange for losing races to phony Dems, l...
illcommandante National and World News 13 4,639 06-08-2014, 05:51 PM
    Thread: House Blocks DEA From Targeting Medical Marijuana
Post: RE: House Blocks DEA From Targeting Medical Mariju...

Junipers dry out Eastern Oregon. There is little hope of drying out an alcoholic. But, I dried out my ex. It took me fifteen years of pure Hell. Knowing that I was an alcoholic, who never practiced al...
illcommandante National and World News 6 2,942 06-08-2014, 05:47 PM
    Thread: Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl finally freed!
Post: RE: Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl finally freed!

When Debs Potts retired from his position in The Oregon State Senate, reporters contacted me from all over Oregon. Wondering why he'd stuffed my commendation from The Marine Corps, into a hole in the ...
illcommandante National and World News 95 40,402 06-08-2014, 05:43 PM
    Thread: What's For Dinner?
Post: RE: What's For Dinner?

Maybe you'd better pass on my pies. I was restrained from my own home by Judge Neufeld, on the weight of my being delusional because I think I have been irradiated. It was done to force me into the st...
illcommandante The Lounge 2,646 1,042,889 06-08-2014, 05:28 PM
    Thread: Dave Daniel for Sheriff
Post: RE: Dave Daniel for Sheriff

Seligman has been accused of promoting "Anarchy". I'll go ahead and out myself. I was enlisted into The Magonista before grade school By Roseburg's Jack Reed Club. Anarchy is what would rid us of this...
illcommandante Local News and Culture 72 43,946 06-08-2014, 05:20 PM