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The Weather Channel is reporting that the east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown fault line running under D.C. and through Virginia. It is now being called Obama's Fault, though Obama will sa...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 08-29-2011, 03:35 PM
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Seymour Butts National and World News 22 8,827 08-09-2011, 08:24 AM
    Thread: Another look at global warming
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I say we just follow this writers lead. Pin the deniers on the ground and tattoo their forehead and for good measure cut out their tongues and chop off their fingers.;) Quote: -- Global Warming A...
Seymour Butts National and World News 22 11,032 06-30-2011, 08:39 AM
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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Barry says to Joe, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Joe replies. "...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 06-15-2011, 08:56 AM
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Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 06-09-2011, 11:30 PM
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OK, it's been a while since I'd been to confession so....I waltz into the Church and head into the confessional box. I'm amazed to find a nice little bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 04-10-2011, 07:01 PM
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TennisMom Wrote: (03-28-2011, 10:35 AM) -- Hey, Seymour Ass, that joke used to be about GWB and is so old it has hair growing on it. -- So was it funny when it was GWB? This one is for you Tenni...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 03-29-2011, 01:09 PM
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3 Kids Fishin' Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 03-27-2011, 05:04 PM
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The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every pers...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 03-12-2011, 02:49 PM
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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.. "Not yet," said the little boy His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 03-01-2011, 12:36 PM
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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 09-09-2010, 10:38 AM
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Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 07-26-2010, 03:46 PM
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The Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn_IAwe8-q4[/youtube]
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 07-18-2010, 09:47 PM
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Why do you vote the way you do? Pick a number 10. I voted the way I did because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of ga...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 07-15-2010, 08:27 AM
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The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationsh...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 07-10-2010, 09:52 AM
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http://i786.photobucket.com/albums/yy149/Seymour_Butts/part1050008051.jpg The New GM (Government Motors) Proudly Introduces The 2011 Obummer This car runs on hot air, bull-shit and broken promis...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 07-07-2010, 09:21 AM
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How fast can you guess these words? 1. BOO_S 2. _ _NDOM 3. F_ _K 4. P_N_S 5. PU_S_ 6. S_X scroll down . . . . . . . . . Answers: 1. BOOKS 2. RANDOM 3. FORK ...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 07-03-2010, 11:43 AM
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A couple of jokes. Enjoy. HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES. The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on ...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 06-29-2010, 06:32 PM
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Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 06-28-2010, 09:24 AM
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Getting Old An elderly gentleman.... Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the ge...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 06-25-2010, 07:05 AM
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Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They ...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 06-20-2010, 03:33 PM
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Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 06-18-2010, 08:11 AM
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Riddle for the Day http://i786.photobucket.com/albums/yy149/Seymour_Butts/XMA11275926952.jpg Hillary, Biden and Obama were on a donkey, at the edge of a cliff. The donkey got spooked and jumped off...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 06-17-2010, 02:18 PM
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A new wine for Seniors... I kid you not..... New Wine for Seniors California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed ...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 06-07-2010, 10:38 AM
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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy sa...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 06-07-2010, 10:36 AM
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Whosyermon Wrote: -- Aside from your image being utterly gag inducing disgusting... I think it's still too soon to check to see what the porn world has to offer on the Gulf Oil spill. -- I agree. O...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 06-07-2010, 10:28 AM
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WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This shot shows the serious damage caused to the wildlife by the recent bp blowout ... http://i786.photobucket.com/albums/y...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 06-07-2010, 09:29 AM
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THE AMISH ELEVATOR..... An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide ba...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 06-07-2010, 09:15 AM
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After going through a virus attack, Losing a hard drive, Fighting off hackers, Upgrading all my software, Installing fire-walls, Being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, And a host of...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 06-01-2010, 05:15 PM
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Idiot Sighting When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic workin...
Seymour Butts The Lounge 700 269,811 05-04-2010, 08:10 AM