World's Shortest Books
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For those with limited shelf space:

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
and foreward by
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
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AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
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And the shortest book of them all.......................
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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Gee toronado, think much? I notice you covered everyone but white, fat, hating,
Christian males in that list. I wonder why that is.
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#3
You missed a couple.

Tax Breaks and Limited Regulations for a Stronger Economy
George W Bush.

The Fall of Communism and peace in the Middle East
Ronald Reagan

Trickle down
Ronald Reagan

Oil and the Commodity Markets
H W Bush

Who is laughing now?
Aurthur Laffer

The Evils of Post Menopausal Women and Sex
Rick Sanatorium (sic)

Rising Tides Lift All Boats
Francesco Schettino

Wealth ! (the disadvantages of wealth in America)
Trump
Forward by Roger Alies.

Fair & Balanced
Steve Doocy



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(03-31-2012, 08:20 AM)bbqboy Wrote: Gee toronado, think much? I notice you covered everyone but white, fat, hating,
Christian males in that list. I wonder why that is.
I didn't know you had written your autobiography.
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(03-31-2012, 09:04 AM)tornado Wrote:
(03-31-2012, 08:20 AM)bbqboy Wrote: Gee toronado, think much? I notice you covered everyone but white, fat, hating,
Christian males in that list. I wonder why that is.
I didn't know you had written your autobiography.

You really should think before you post. You are looking very ignorant right now.
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(03-31-2012, 09:04 AM)tornado Wrote:
(03-31-2012, 08:20 AM)bbqboy Wrote: Gee toronado, think much? I notice you covered everyone but white, fat, hating,
Christian males in that list. I wonder why that is.
I didn't know you had written your autobiography.

Rolling Eyes
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(03-31-2012, 09:24 AM)Tiamat Wrote:
(03-31-2012, 09:04 AM)tornado Wrote:
(03-31-2012, 08:20 AM)bbqboy Wrote: Gee toronado, think much? I notice you covered everyone but white, fat, hating,
Christian males in that list. I wonder why that is.
I didn't know you had written your autobiography.

You really should think before you post. You are looking very ignorant right now.
You might want to explain yourself. While you are at it, raise the caliber of your post; the small caliper is fine though. Coming from you, less is more.Big Grin

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#8
Obviously the author tornado quoted was very biased but still some of the books were pretty funny. Lighten up people.Big Grin


How to end a war
Richard Nixon

How to focus on the real enemy
George W Bush

Living within your means
Ted Kazinski

The Global warming hoax
Otzi the Iceman

Healthy eating
Paula Dean

Sound investment strategy
MC Hammer
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#9
Sound investment strategy
MC Hammer
Co- authored by Alan Greenspan
Rolling Eyes
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(03-31-2012, 08:47 PM)Willie Krash Wrote: Sound investment strategy
MC Hammer
Co- authored by Alan Greenspan
Rolling Eyes

LaughingLaughing I thought for sure some people would have added their own books by now, sheesh.
I thought this one was classic and yes I know you aren't sposed to laugh at your own jokes or blow your own horn.

The Global warming hoax
Otzi the Iceman
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#11
An unpublished work-in-progress by Isaac Asimov.

Surprise

The last living man on earth sat alone in his room.
There was a knock at the door.
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