A Pun a day
#1
Wonky once told me puns were the lowest form of humour.

Maybe he was calling me plebian, or saying that puns are the nadir of humor. Perhaps, inferior, substandard or unsatisfactory.....OK, that's enough synonyms.  : Sometimes I wonder if you can choose what is humourous to you. Twain disparaged them, saying: "No circumstances, however dismal, will ever be considered a sufficient excuse for the admission of that last and saddest evidence of intellectual poverty, the Pun."

Well, I stand guilty. I like puns. They never fail (well nearly never) to make me giggle.  So this is my Pun thread.  I can't hardly see how it will hurt since probably only 10 human beings will ever see this thread half of whom really don't care for me anyway, so that leaves 5 of you friends.   Smiling Razz Laughing


Behold:


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#3
(06-21-2016, 08:15 AM)GPnative Wrote: [Image: 1373759451-0.jpg]

Big Grin   See, it worked.  Got me giggling over stupid puns. Big Grin
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#4
I think a person can (and should be able to...) find humor in just about anything... including puns!
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(06-21-2016, 08:15 AM)GPnative Wrote: [Image: 1373759451-0.jpg]



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(06-21-2016, 09:53 AM)Scrapper Wrote:
(06-21-2016, 08:15 AM)GPnative Wrote: [Image: 1373759451-0.jpg]



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Big Grin Hey, I like puns. (Mostly) 

And Tia, I didn't say puns were the lowest form of humor. I DID say that it's been reported Mark Twain said it. 

Taco Bell once had a sign that read, "Need a job? Lets Taco 'bout it".
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(06-21-2016, 05:02 PM)Wonky3 Wrote:
(06-21-2016, 09:53 AM)Scrapper Wrote:
(06-21-2016, 08:15 AM)GPnative Wrote: [Image: 1373759451-0.jpg]



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Big Grin Hey, I like puns. (Mostly) 

And Tia, I didn't say puns were the lowest form of humor. I DID say that it's been reported Mark Twain said it. 

Taco Bell once had a sign that read, "Need a job? Lets Taco 'bout it".
LOL  You may not have said that verbatim, but you got the sentiment across clearly enough. Big Grin
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#8
(06-21-2016, 05:42 PM)Juniper Wrote:
(06-21-2016, 05:02 PM)Wonky3 Wrote:
(06-21-2016, 09:53 AM)Scrapper Wrote:
(06-21-2016, 08:15 AM)GPnative Wrote: [Image: 1373759451-0.jpg]



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Big Grin Hey, I like puns. (Mostly) 

And Tia, I didn't say puns were the lowest form of humor. I DID say that it's been reported Mark Twain said it. 

Taco Bell once had a sign that read, "Need a job? Lets Taco 'bout it".
LOL  You may not have said that verbatim, but you got the sentiment across clearly enough. Big Grin

Whatever. If AGAIN, or in the past, I'v done someting to get your panties in a bunch I reget it. Now, it IS true that I once suggested you have sometime been obtuse. 
Guilty. In retrospect it may have been unkind. For THAT, I'm sorry. Not so much for the other thing.
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(06-21-2016, 05:55 PM)Wonky3 Wrote:
(06-21-2016, 05:42 PM)Juniper Wrote:
(06-21-2016, 05:02 PM)Wonky3 Wrote:
(06-21-2016, 09:53 AM)Scrapper Wrote:
(06-21-2016, 08:15 AM)GPnative Wrote: [Image: 1373759451-0.jpg]



[Image: d389df8ad592dd51a2571db1ee35a282.jpg]

Big Grin Hey, I like puns. (Mostly) 

And Tia, I didn't say puns were the lowest form of humor. I DID say that it's been reported Mark Twain said it. 

Taco Bell once had a sign that read, "Need a job? Lets Taco 'bout it".
LOL  You may not have said that verbatim, but you got the sentiment across clearly enough. Big Grin

Whatever. If AGAIN, or in the past, I'v done someting to get your panties in a bunch I reget it. Now, it IS true that I once suggested you have sometime been obtuse. 
Guilty. In retrospect it may have been unkind. For THAT, I'm sorry. Not so much for the other thing.

Oh, I'm fine!  Not upset here. I was just being efficient and being ahead of the curve.
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#10
(06-21-2016, 06:04 PM)Juniper Wrote:
(06-21-2016, 05:55 PM)Wonky3 Wrote:
(06-21-2016, 05:42 PM)Juniper Wrote:
(06-21-2016, 05:02 PM)Wonky3 Wrote:
(06-21-2016, 09:53 AM)Scrapper Wrote: [Image: d389df8ad592dd51a2571db1ee35a282.jpg]

Big Grin Hey, I like puns. (Mostly) 

And Tia, I didn't say puns were the lowest form of humor. I DID say that it's been reported Mark Twain said it. 

Taco Bell once had a sign that read, "Need a job? Lets Taco 'bout it".
LOL  You may not have said that verbatim, but you got the sentiment across clearly enough. Big Grin

Whatever. If AGAIN, or in the past, I'v done someting to get your panties in a bunch I reget it. Now, it IS true that I once suggested you have sometime been obtuse. 
Guilty. In retrospect it may have been unkind. For THAT, I'm sorry. Not so much for the other thing.

Oh, I'm fine!  Not upset here. I was just being efficient and being ahead of the curve.
I'm fine too. Hardly saw the curve coming. But then, when they don't post a sign.... Smiling
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#12
This thread is no pun.
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(06-22-2016, 06:26 PM)Juniper Wrote: [Image: 12065663_816567171781550_123840559652002...e=57C439AD]

Yup, I get it.  Laughing
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#15
I have no idea what the middle thing is, but the other 3 clues made it easy. (and cute)
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#16
(06-22-2016, 07:48 PM)Valuesize Wrote: I have no idea what the middle thing is, but the other 3 clues made it easy. (and cute)

Nintendo entertainment system, or NES for short.
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(06-22-2016, 07:55 PM)GPnative Wrote:
(06-22-2016, 07:48 PM)Valuesize Wrote: I have no idea what the middle thing is, but the other 3 clues made it easy. (and cute)

Nintendo entertainment system, or NES for short.

Yes, I figured it wasn't National Evaluation SeriesRazz
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#18
But that's not really a pun is it?
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#19
(06-22-2016, 08:20 PM)Cuzz Wrote: But that's not really a pun is it?

This thread is PUNishment. I may try some tomorrow, but I'm not good at puns.  Smiling
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#20
(06-22-2016, 08:20 PM)Cuzz Wrote: But that's not really a pun is it?

I don't know....kind of a riddle Pun.....are there unspoken rules on this thread I am not aware of? Big Grin
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