got to love some spam

[chuck white]

Greetings!



Do accept my apologies if my mail does not meet your personal ethics, I want to introduce myself and this business opportunity to you.



My name is Ms. Joanna Hammah Esq., a personal attorney to my late client. I wish to know if we can work together. I would like you to stand as the next of kin to my late client who has an account valued 11.7million United States dollars, with a financial institute here in Ghana



He died without any registered next of kin and as such the funds now have an open beneficiary mandate. The board of directors of his Bank adopted a resolution and I was mandated to provide his next of kin for the payment of this money or forfeit the money to the Bank as an abandoned property.


Fortunately, it will be very easy for me to make you become his official next of kin because I am his personal properties and investments lawyer. If you are interested, do let me know so that I can give you a comprehensive details on what we are to do.


I urgently hope to get your response as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely,
Ms. Joanna Hammah Esq.

Got to love a lawyer like that.

[chuck white]

Still another letter from someone who wants to make me rich. I just can't do the 'Absolute Secrecy from You' part.

Hello Sir,

I am Barr. James White Jnr. I have a client that wishes to invest his
financial estate in your Country. Can you be of Assistance as a Partner? I
will give details when you reply. This transaction demands Absolute
Secrecy from You.

Please reply to my email immediately for comprehensive details.

Yours truly,
Barr James White Jnr.
James White Solicitors
London, United Kingdom

[chuck white]

Man, what list did I fall on

FROM.Hon. Dr. Garuba Usman
Minister, Foreign Affairs Ministry.
Maputo Street Zone 3
Wuse- Abuja-Nigeria.




Sir,

Re: PAYMENT AUTHENTICATION..,

I am Hon. Dr. Garuba Usman, Minister Foreign Affairs Ministry; my office
monitors and controls the affairs of all banks and financial institutions in
Nigeria concerned with foreign contract payments. I am the final signatory to
any transfer or remittance of huge funds moving within banks both on the local
and international levels in line to foreign contracts settlement.

I have before me list of funds, which could not be transferred to some nominated
accounts as these accounts have been identified either as ghost accounts,
unclaimed deposits and over-invoiced sum etc. I write to present you to the
federal government that you are among the people expecting the funds to be
transferred into their account, on this note; I wish to have a deal with you as
regards to the unpaid certified contract funds.

I have every files before me and the data's will be to change to your name to
enable you receive the fund into your nominated bank account as the beneficiary
of the fund's amount $20 Million U.S.D.

As it is my duty to recommend the transfer of these surplus funds to the Federal
Government Treasury and Reserve Accounts as unclaimed deposits, I have the
opportunity to write you based on the instructions i received 2 days ago from
the Senate Committee on Contract Payments /Foreign Debts to submit the List of
payment reports / expenditures and audited reports of revenues. Among several
others, I have decided to remit this sum following my idea that we have a
deal/agreement and I am going to do this legally.

MY CONDITIONS.

1. You will give me 65% of the total contract funds as soon as you confirm it in
your designated bank account.

2. This deal must be kept secret forever, and all correspondence will be
strictly by email / telephone, for security purposes.

3. There should be no third parties as most problem associated with your fund
release are caused by your agents or representative.

If you AGREE with my conditions, l advise you on what to do immediately and the
transfer will commence without delay as I will proceed to fix your name on the
Payment schedule instantly to meet the three days mandate. I hope you don't
reject this offer and have the funds transferred.

Waiting for your reply soon.

Yours Sincerely.

Hon. Dr. Garuba Usman

FOREIGN AFFAIRS MINISTER.


This transmission may contain information that is privileged, confidential
and/or exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the intended
recipient, you are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, distribution,
or use of the information contained herein (including any reliance thereon) is
STRICTLY PROHIBITED. If you received this transmission in error, please
immediately contact the sender.

[Valuesize]

Still another letter from someone who wants to make me rich. I just can't do the 'Absolute Secrecy from You' part.

Hello Sir,

I am Barr. James White Jnr. I have a client that wishes to invest his
financial estate in your Country. Can you be of Assistance as a Partner? I
will give details when you reply. This transaction demands Absolute
Secrecy from You.

Please reply to my email immediately for comprehensive details.

Yours truly,
Barr James White Jnr.
James White Solicitors
London, United Kingdom

If you like reading these, this will keep you busy for a while.

http://www.scamwarners.com/

[Scrapper]

I love Spam... especially if it's fried!

[chuck white]

This spamming has got to stop

So I formed an organization to stop this fraud.

To help in this endeavor, please send financial support to:

Chuck White's Stop the Spam Project
C/O RVF

[orygunluvr]

The SPAM festival is next weekend in Shady Cove. Come out and buy spamwiches to help benefit the Special Olympics Jackson County as well as 2 other youth groups in the valley.

[chuck white]

The SPAM festival is next weekend in Shady Cove. Come out and buy spamwiches to help benefit the Special Olympics Jackson County as well as 2 other youth groups in the valley.

Really ?
That's funny. Should be big with the Hawaiians

[PonderThis]

This spamming has got to stop

So I formed an organization to stop this fraud.

To help in this endeavor, please send financial support to:

Chuck White's Stop the Spam Project
C/O RVF

I would love to contribute to your Chuck White's Stop the Spam Project, and have a $10,000,000 starter contribution prepared for this very worthwhile project. Please forward your bank account number and name so that I may verify that you are a legitimate charity capable of handling this amount, and so that I may make this direct deposit and get this process going immediately. And, God bless you, my son.

(signed)

Rich Benefactor

[chuck white]

I better include my PIN

[PonderThis]

It would help.

[chuck white]

Please find my Banking info below:

[PonderThis]

I'm not sure your charity is meeting our fiduciary standards.

[Snowlover]

http://www.shadycovespamfestival.com/

Celebrate the 75th Anniversary of SPAM Brand with us this year...

Welcome to the 12th Annual City of Shady Cove SPAM Festival. This year's event will take place on the "Famous Rogue River" at the Jackson County's Upper Rogue Regional Park, located on Rogue River Dr., Shady Cove. Make sure that you mark you calendar for JUNE 30th to come and play for the day. Make sure that you bring your lawn chairs to spend the entire day. You'll be glad that you did. There is no admission fee. The event will run from 10:00 am-5:00 pm. Enjoy SPAMBURGER hamburgers, hot dogs, Teriyaki SPAM Kabobs, hamburgers, live music with two GREAT FREE bands, Diamonds and Denim and Robert Richter & Jessica Hitchborn, vendor booths scattered throughout the park, FREE Kid's Carnival...and they even win prizes, FREE Watermelon Eating Contest, and FREE Pie Eating contest, and much, much more! This is truly a Family Event and something for everyone to do. You won't want to go home, and we know that we will see you back next year!

All New this year...The 13th Annual Rubber Ducky Race will be joining the SPAM Brand festivities. The URCC is sponsoring SPAM Festival this year. Bringing these two events together will make it bigger and better than ever! Support the URCC in purchasing your ducks to benefit the URCC. For more information, please call 541-878-2702.

Throughout the years, festivals have always been a great way of bringing people together....and also play an important part of building a community. The history of the SPAM products dates back to 1937, and was a culture icon in the 40's. During World War II, sales of SPAM luncheon meat soared. In part because it requires no refrigeration, SPAM products were perfect for the military and became a standard K-ration for U.S. soldiers.

Today, you can visit the SPAM Museum at 1101 N. Main Street, Austin, Minnesota and also go to the office Website at: www.spam.com. Shady Cove has been known for one-day of celebrating this tradition, along with many other cities across the USA.

Our event is comprised of all volunteers. Our mission is to give back to the community youth groups and for 3 years now, we have been able to do this. Last year, we gave back to 3 local youth groups from a portion of our net proceeds. If you would like to volunteer, we would love to have you.

"Volunteers are unpaid not because they are worthless, but because they are priceless!"

City of Shady Cove SPAM Festival
For additional information, please call:
"Jinny" at: 541-621-6262
Email: spamfestival@mighty.net

SPAM AND SPAMBURGER are registered trademarks of Hormel Foods, LLC and used with permission here. Hormel Foods is not associated with or a sponsor of this event.