Seen in the news....

[Scrapper]

Sweet Home Police

Dude, where’s my pants? — A 42-year-old man reported at 6:30 a.m. that he passed out due to intoxication somewhere near 25th Avenue and Harding Street. When he woke up his pants, shoes, socks and cell phone were gone.

Return of the pants — Pants, shoes, socks and a cell phone were found at the end of a driveway in the 400 block of Ninth Avenue. A caller reported the items at 8:58 a.m. The property was returned to its owner.

[chuck white]

That's like a mile away.

[TennisMom]

I've heard of getting caught with your pants down, but with your pants off?

[Scrapper]

I've heard of getting caught with your pants down, but with your pants off?

[illcommandante]

Miley Cyrus, regularly finds herself in the same situation. The worst I ever did, was to put a pair of pants on, over the ones I was already wearing. I think that was last Tuesday?

[hillclimber]

I don't think that's funny.. I think it's sad..