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[tvguy]

I'm too lazy to look for my old thread so here is a new one

So it's a Davy Crocker knife eh? I wonder if this is Betty's son who started a knife bidness?

Davy Crocker knife $20.00 OBO please send text interested thank you









http://medford.craigslist.org/spo/3126751450.html

[tvguy]

//medford.craigslist.org/for/3270084796.html

[TennisMom]

Human manure--made to order (Ashland)

Date: 2012-09-08, 2:36PM PDT
Reply to this post x2dfw-3259215959@serv.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have sold my own human fecal manure for three years in shasta county, but have since relocated to Ashland and am looking for a new customer base. I am a vegan, no milk products!! This will be the most high quality manure for farming, gardening, and houseplants (I reccomend letting houseplants sit outside for a day or so to let the smell settle before bringing them back into your home). I do offer one pound testers for new customers. Once a month I also do a six day tomato binge for high nutrient manure. That goes for $9/lb. Please CALL for more information. I have almost no internet access so CALL PLEASE. Not e-mail.
I am willing to eat up to 4,500 calories per day for large orders.
I look forward to serving you.



Winston
626-665-1826
Location: Ashland
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3259215959

[tvguy]

NEEDING BABIES
Date: 2012-09-17, 6:24PM PDT

SO IM IN NEED OF BABIES ANYSIZE I JUST GOT HOME FROM HUNTING THE MY GIRL DID NOT WATER THEM IF ANYONE CAN HELP PLEASE TEXT CALL OR EMAIL NOT NEEDING A LOT ANYTHING WILL HELP 6019233

[PonderThis]

You know of course he's wanting marijuana plant starts.

[tvguy]

You know of course he's wanting marijuana plant starts.

yep

[TennisMom]

Thanks for clarifying that.

[tvguy]

Thanks for clarifying that.

They also call young pot plants "teens"to try and not get flagged.

[TennisMom]

Thanks for clarifying that.

They also call young pot plants "teens"to try and not get flagged.

I was not aware of that. One can always learn new things hanging around on the RVF.

[Chris]

Winston seriously needs a new occupation.

Then again, he might want to consider hiring Orygunluvr as an apprentice.

[TennisMom]

Winston seriously needs a new occupation.

Then again, he might want to consider hiring Orygunluvr as an apprentice.

SNORT.

[tvguy]

And some people wonder who others carry a gun?





WARNING!!REF: 3motorhomes in cj - $1 (kerby)
Date: 2012-10-31, 2:32PM PDT
73zn3-3377935445@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
for anyone wanting to see or drive along distance to see these motorhomes 1st off they are really bad and still being lived in by a bunch of squaters when i went out there to look one of them came out yelling at the guy selling them and by the way he is carring a 12 guage shotgun the whole time your there anyhow when one of the hippies came out yelling at him i assume because he is selling their home out from under them they start yelling at each other and all of a sudden the owner selling them starts yelling "I HATE ALL HUMANS"!!! AND STARTED SHOOTING THE SHOTGUN IN THE AIR. I assume thats all he was shooting as i left really fast as he was still shooting as i drove down the road. best i can tell anyone looking at this add DONT its not worth it.

this is the add:

i got 1
30 ft trailer ,good for storage or dry room,completely gutted and windows borded up.500.00 firm
i got a older box type rv aprox 30 ft .runs ,looks like crap.750.00
i got a old revcon 26 ft. new trans great 455 front wheel dr. was a beauty ,needs restoration 1000 firm has new 3 way fridge , broken windshield and rear damage.
i got a nicer 99 hitchiker motorhome ,like new inside ,about a 8 outside ,lo miles,may need cleaning,runs great, locked out.
3k firm,paid 7k, 6mos.ago.u haul out.serious leaves phone.

Location: kerby

[tvguy]

To all "dbags"


iPhone, Mac + Xbox - $1 (S.O.)
Date: 2012-12-04, 9:52PM PST
dzqmd-3456347620@sale.craigslist.org[?]
Hi, this message goes to all those dbags who are trying to use weed as a barter tool. You have got to be an idiot with no balls to do this. Next time someone is going to try and trade me weed for something I have posted, I am going to set you up. Read this all you smoke suckers who abuse the right for those who actually may need medical marijuana. It's your stupid conscious you will live with. Go ahead keep smoking it up. You will only get stupider and stupider, fatter, lazier. Your parents must be so proud. I mean... they are good people no? they must be if they picked up a piglet by the side of the road and raise it as their own.

Sorry to those who where mislead but I know you understand why or will when someone tries to offer you bud for your stuff and I hope you can agree with me to keep this sort of thing from happening. Those who got butt hurt from reading this, piss off!

Merry Christmas!!

[tvguy]

brush beer - $50 (medford)
Date: 2012-12-05, 9:17PM PST
8fbqs-3442404249@sale.craigslist.org[?]
brush beer plactic car hood limted e-dish-en it n great condishen 50 $ 5417789257 it my storage unit so i will have to show u

[bbqboy]

http://medford.craigslist.org/gms/3459540259.html
Don't bother going to any of the yard sales today or tomorrow. Eric and Patsy Miller already got in early. When those two vultures get done picking the carcass, it's all over but the shouting.

[tvguy]

http://medford.craigslist.org/gms/3459540259.html
Don't bother going to any of the yard sales today or tomorrow. Eric and Patsy Miller already got in early. When those two vultures get done picking the carcass, it's all over but the shouting.

Wow Jealous envy from someone, I guess.

[bbqboy]

http://laist.com/2012/12/08/did_someone_...stal_m.php

[tvguy]

Satay in school kids



brush beer - $50 (medford)
Date: 2012-12-12, 2:23PM PST

brush beer plactic car hood limted e-dish-en it n great condishen 50 $ 5417789257 it my storage unit so i will have to show u

Location: medford

[PonderThis]

You already posted this on 12/5. You must really like this one.

[tvguy]

You already posted this on 12/5. You must really like this one.

I do I knew I saw it before but I didn't think I posted it