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(06-01-2018, 02:22 PM)Scrapper Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 01:32 PM)Juniper Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 11:51 AM)Scrapper Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 10:55 AM)GPnative Wrote: Um, Not sure about this being funny, I think file it under creepy, who stores their adult swing in their trunk?? Blink  Big Grin  
Although, my anniversary is coming up, nothing shows love and affection to your spouse quite like buying a used swing out of someones trunk Eyebrows

https://medford.craigslist.org/for/d/adu...55434.html

adult swing - $30 (medford)
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Clean non used just been sitting in my trunk call or text
Umm... eeeew!

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Am I naive?  I don't even know what that is.
Yes... either naive or super sheltered.  It's for *whispering* s-e-x....

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Probably a bit of both.
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(06-01-2018, 04:44 PM)Juniper Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 02:31 PM)tvguy Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 01:32 PM)Juniper Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 11:51 AM)Scrapper Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 10:55 AM)GPnative Wrote: Um, Not sure about this being funny, I think file it under creepy, who stores their adult swing in their trunk?? Blink  Big Grin  
Although, my anniversary is coming up, nothing shows love and affection to your spouse quite like buying a used swing out of someones trunk Eyebrows

https://medford.craigslist.org/for/d/adu...55434.html

adult swing - $30 (medford)
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Clean non used just been sitting in my trunk call or text
Umm... eeeew!

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Am I naive?  I don't even know what that is.

One of the two having sex is hanging in that thing.

Sounds like something Catherine the Great was into. Wink
Year ago when a friend and I were wiring a new home the owner asked us to mount a heavy duty hook in the ceiling directly over the bed.
He supplied the hook and we mounted it and charged for one hour labor.We never asked what it was for.
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(06-01-2018, 04:48 PM)tvguy Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 04:44 PM)Juniper Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 02:31 PM)tvguy Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 01:32 PM)Juniper Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 11:51 AM)Scrapper Wrote: Umm... eeeew!

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Am I naive?  I don't even know what that is.

One of the two having sex is hanging in that thing.

Sounds like something Catherine the Great was into. Wink
Year ago when a friend and I were wiring a new home the owner asked us to mount a heavy duty hook in the ceiling directly over the bed.
He supplied the hook and we mounted it and charged for one hour labor.We never asked what it was for.

Probably a chandelier. Yeah, that's it.   Rolling Eyes
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(06-01-2018, 04:52 PM)Cuzz Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 04:48 PM)tvguy Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 04:44 PM)Juniper Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 02:31 PM)tvguy Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 01:32 PM)Juniper Wrote: Am I naive?  I don't even know what that is.

One of the two having sex is hanging in that thing.

Sounds like something Catherine the Great was into. Wink
Year ago when a friend and I were wiring a new home the owner asked us to mount a heavy duty hook in the ceiling directly over the bed.
He supplied the hook and we mounted it and charged for one hour labor.We never asked what it was for.

Probably a chandelier. Yeah, that's it.   Rolling Eyes
Except all he wanted was hook... no wiring LOL
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(06-01-2018, 04:48 PM)tvguy Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 04:44 PM)Juniper Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 02:31 PM)tvguy Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 01:32 PM)Juniper Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 11:51 AM)Scrapper Wrote: Umm... eeeew!

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Am I naive?  I don't even know what that is.

One of the two having sex is hanging in that thing.

Sounds like something Catherine the Great was into. Wink
Year ago when a friend and I were wiring a new home the owner asked us to mount a heavy duty hook in the ceiling directly over the bed.
He supplied the hook and we mounted it and charged for one hour labor.We never asked what it was for.

Geez, who the heck would pay someone to screw in a hook?
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(06-01-2018, 04:48 PM)tvguy Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 04:44 PM)Juniper Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 02:31 PM)tvguy Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 01:32 PM)Juniper Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 11:51 AM)Scrapper Wrote: Umm... eeeew!

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Am I naive?  I don't even know what that is.

One of the two having sex is hanging in that thing.

Sounds like something Catherine the Great was into. Wink
Year ago when a friend and I were wiring a new home the owner asked us to mount a heavy duty hook in the ceiling directly over the bed.
He supplied the hook and we mounted it and charged for one hour labor.We never asked what it was for.

Did they have horses?
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(06-01-2018, 05:51 PM)GPnative Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 04:48 PM)tvguy Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 04:44 PM)Juniper Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 02:31 PM)tvguy Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 01:32 PM)Juniper Wrote: Am I naive?  I don't even know what that is.

One of the two having sex is hanging in that thing.

Sounds like something Catherine the Great was into. Wink
Year ago when a friend and I were wiring a new home the owner asked us to mount a heavy duty hook in the ceiling directly over the bed.
He supplied the hook and we mounted it and charged for one hour labor.We never asked what it was for.

Geez, who the heck would pay someone to screw in a hook?

It was actually a threaded eye bolt. We laid a 2X6 across the top of the ceiling joists to spread the load and then had to screw more lumber to it to get the bolt closer to the ceiling surface.
Or something like that. It's been over 30 years ago. I do remember we made it so if someone was turning in the swing (or whatever LOL) it could not un thread itself.
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(06-01-2018, 07:07 PM)tvguy Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 05:51 PM)GPnative Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 04:48 PM)tvguy Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 04:44 PM)Juniper Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 02:31 PM)tvguy Wrote: One of the two having sex is hanging in that thing.

Sounds like something Catherine the Great was into. Wink
Year ago when a friend and I were wiring a new home the owner asked us to mount a heavy duty hook in the ceiling directly over the bed.
He supplied the hook and we mounted it and charged for one hour labor.We never asked what it was for.

Geez, who the heck would pay someone to screw in a hook?

It was actually a threaded eye bolt. We laid a 2X6 across the top of the ceiling joists to spread the load and then had to screw more lumber to it to get the bolt closer to the ceiling surface.
Or something like that. It's been over 30 years ago. I do remember we made it so if someone was turning in the swing (or whatever LOL) it could not un thread itself.

Good point, it would have to be strong and safe enough to withstand some swing time lovin'  Big Grin
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(06-01-2018, 08:18 PM)GPnative Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 07:07 PM)tvguy Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 05:51 PM)GPnative Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 04:48 PM)tvguy Wrote:
(06-01-2018, 04:44 PM)Juniper Wrote: Sounds like something Catherine the Great was into. Wink
Year ago when a friend and I were wiring a new home the owner asked us to mount a heavy duty hook in the ceiling directly over the bed.
He supplied the hook and we mounted it and charged for one hour labor.We never asked what it was for.

Geez, who the heck would pay someone to screw in a hook?

It was actually a threaded eye bolt. We laid a 2X6 across the top of the ceiling joists to spread the load and then had to screw more lumber to it to get the bolt closer to the ceiling surface.
Or something like that. It's been over 30 years ago. I do remember we made it so if someone was turning in the swing (or whatever LOL) it could not un thread itself.

Good point, it would have to be strong and safe enough to withstand some swing time lovin'  Big Grin
YEP! and who knows maybe the guy was in the the hefty girls Laughing Laughing
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This is cray cray.












HEADS UP BE AWARE OF "03 VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE TURBO" - $2000 (Medford)


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2003 volkswagen beetle turbo

VIN: 3vwcd21c52m43093
condition: excellent
cylinders: 4 cylinders
fuel: gas
odometer: 153
paint color: blue
size: compact
title status: missing
transmission: automatic

The seller "Marcus Underwood" actually sold this car to me on May the 31st then 2 days later he came to my place of employment in the middle of the night and straight up ripped it off. He belongs on that "dumbest thieves" show I got news for dude, he seriously fucked up things are not always as they appear. The police are involved but that should be the least of his worries, seems we got a few friends in common that know I didn't have this coming so they've been very forthcoming with enough information as to where and when my son and a few of his homeboys can run into him. It does my heart good knowing what he's got coming that goes for his little boyfriend "Jeoffrey" I've included their pictures.
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(06-03-2018, 03:13 PM)tvguy Wrote: This is cray cray.












HEADS UP BE AWARE OF "03 VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE TURBO" - $2000 (Medford)


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2003 volkswagen beetle turbo

VIN: 3vwcd21c52m43093
condition: excellent
cylinders: 4 cylinders
fuel: gas
odometer: 153
paint color: blue
size: compact
title status: missing
transmission: automatic

The seller "Marcus Underwood" actually sold this car to me on May the 31st then 2 days later he came to my place of employment in the middle of the night and straight up ripped it off. He belongs on that "dumbest thieves" show I got news for dude, he seriously fucked up things are not always as they appear. The police are involved but that should be the least of his worries, seems we got a few friends in common that know I didn't have this coming so they've been very forthcoming with enough information as to where and when my son and a few of his homeboys can run into him. It does my heart good knowing what he's got coming that goes for his little boyfriend "Jeoffrey" I've included their pictures.

There's all sorts on CL.  That anonymity factor plays in.
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(06-03-2018, 04:29 PM)Juniper Wrote:
(06-03-2018, 03:13 PM)tvguy Wrote: This is cray cray.












HEADS UP BE AWARE OF "03 VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE TURBO" - $2000 (Medford)


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craigslist - Map data OpenStreetMap
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2003 volkswagen beetle turbo

VIN: 3vwcd21c52m43093
condition: excellent
cylinders: 4 cylinders
fuel: gas
odometer: 153
paint color: blue
size: compact
title status: missing
transmission: automatic

The seller "Marcus Underwood" actually sold this car to me on May the 31st then 2 days later he came to my place of employment in the middle of the night and straight up ripped it off. He belongs on that "dumbest thieves" show I got news for dude, he seriously fucked up things are not always as they appear. The police are involved but that should be the least of his worries, seems we got a few friends in common that know I didn't have this coming so they've been very forthcoming with enough information as to where and when my son and a few of his homeboys can run into him. It does my heart good knowing what he's got coming that goes for his little boyfriend "Jeoffrey" I've included their pictures.

There's all sorts on CL.  That anonymity factor plays in.
It seems to me there HAS to be more to the story. And all this revenge, vigilante we're got get him BS makes the poster look like a dimwit.
I just noticed there were pictures LOL


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WTF?


A shady place - $50 (Talent)


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size / dimensions: 17 ft

Looking for a shady place to park my van conversion in Talent. This beautiful vehicle
Had been garaged and I would love to get it out of the summer sun. All I need is shade Which is hard to find. Under a tree is perfect.( non fruit bearing) 50$ A month
For your shade. Van is only 17ft long.
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(06-13-2018, 04:38 PM)tvguy Wrote: WTF?


A shady place - $50 (Talent)


craigslist - Map data OpenStreetMap
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size / dimensions: 17 ft

Looking for a shady place to park my van conversion in Talent. This beautiful vehicle
Had been garaged and I would love to get it out of the summer sun. All I need is shade Which is hard to find. Under a tree is perfect.( non fruit bearing) 50$ A month
For your shade. Van is only 17ft long.

So, can I charge for my shade that's cast onto the street?
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(06-13-2018, 05:45 PM)Juniper Wrote:
(06-13-2018, 04:38 PM)tvguy Wrote: WTF?


A shady place - $50 (Talent)


craigslist - Map data OpenStreetMap
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size / dimensions: 17 ft

Looking for a shady place to park my van conversion in Talent. This beautiful vehicle
Had been garaged and I would love to get it out of the summer sun. All I need is shade Which is hard to find. Under a tree is perfect.( non fruit bearing) 50$ A month
For your shade. Van is only 17ft long.

So, can I charge for my shade that's cast onto the street?
Apparently LOL. I think the guy is really after somewhere to park it and live in it. I guess. what on earth would anyone pay 50 a moth for shade when you just can buy a car cover?
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(06-13-2018, 04:38 PM)tvguy Wrote: WTF?


A shady place - $50 (Talent)


craigslist - Map data OpenStreetMap
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size / dimensions: 17 ft

Looking for a shady place to park my van conversion in Talent. This beautiful vehicle
Had been garaged and I would love to get it out of the summer sun. All I need is shade Which is hard to find. Under a tree is perfect.( non fruit bearing) 50$ A month
For your shade. Van is only 17ft long.

He is likely a shady character.
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Blink Blink

https://medford.craigslist.org/for/d/gol...09892.html

Goldie is for sale ! - $150 (Grants pass)


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Condition: good
model name / number: Goldie
size / dimensions: 5'11"

I have downsized to a travel trailer and do not have the room for her. She has her legs and arms. I will even throw in some clothes and shoes for her. She could use a new paint job. 1 can GOLD spray paint. $150 obo. She has no face. Ask for Brian. This will sell quick.
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Actual live women are such a bother. Just keep a mannequin  nearby.
Jeez Louise...
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(06-15-2018, 07:23 AM)bbqboy Wrote: Actual live women are such a bother. Just keep a mannequin  nearby.
Jeez Louise...

That was not just a pretty face.
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IMO the only thing funny about this is that the guy who posted it thinks it's funny.








Finger canoes - $19 (Yes)


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