02-20-2014, 02:23 PM
(02-19-2014, 08:31 PM)Tiamat Wrote:(02-19-2014, 09:48 AM)kadylady Wrote:(02-18-2014, 11:32 PM)Tiamat Wrote: You farted in Trader Joe's - m4w - 36 (Medford)
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55 Rossanley Dr
age : 36
You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that fated in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No. . . Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime.
55 Rossanley Dr (google map) (yahoo map)
He needs to work on his pick-up line!
I dunno. If he gets the girl he's already gone through the worst part.
That's true!!