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[Wonky3]

Naw. Maybe "back in the day". Now, someone with a smart phone would shoot the video and you'd be in jail bunking with 300 pound Bubba who thinks you are cute. 
Too damn much technology and not enough air dried fire wood. 

Too late just got back. Funny there were a bunch of people who I guess were trying to show me their new phones

1st thing: Tell Bubba you are HIV Positive!

I will, Thanks. What's that mean? Gang stuff?

Because I could get an HIV tattoo or something and really seal the deal.

I tell them I'm A.G.E. positive and they stand back. Wonky knows about that, he has advanced A.G.E.

Yes. And I bet I can still walk your ass into the ground. Age is only a number.