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Opening a Nude club in Medford Or. - $100 (Medford/Central Point)


go--fund--me(dot)com/nude-club-in-Medford


Hey Guys, So I discovered a loophole allowing a nude club to be easily and cheaply opened for business within Jackson County. I have spent several years doing the research on this and have heard the same thing over and over again; Yes, I discovered a loophole allowing a new nude club to be opened very very cheaply within Jackson County.

I've been scouting some spots and found an excellent place perfectly fit for what we want to do in White City, close to the VA and just an excellent local for this idea.

I've hit a brick wall and am just about out of funding. I have however set up an LLC and am ready to acquire the business license.

I'm looking for a few small investors who want to help see a project like this get off the ground.

I'm looking for a some talented low level investors who want to get in on the ground floor of the Rogue Valleys Newest and Hottest Nude Female Dance Club.

I already have a couple of Medfords Sexiest Ladies lined up saying "Yeah they'll do it.." like I said its not a "strip club" its very tasteful and very funny business plan once you learn what this loophole is.

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We will offer a lifetime membership and lifetime free door entry to the first 100 people to donate over 100 dollars on our go fund me page

So guys, long story short, this could be the best $100 you've ever spent!! Lets make this happen!!

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
  

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Kind of a side issue but......  There are NO alcohol sales within a specified distance from the VA.  Just sayin'..... A strip club with no booze?

I think the closest place the folks from the DOM can go get a beer is Lings or Bobbios.

A strip club with no booze?


But the guy said.....like I said its not a "strip club"

I think this person is nuts