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The seller certainly makes a lot of claims here and it is definitely unique, but I wouldn't trust driving  that road hazard  home, let alone travel in it.
 










1983 Mazda B2200

condition: good
cylinders: 4 cylinders
drive: rwd
fuel: diesel
odometer: 153000
rv type: truck camper
title status: clean
transmission: manual

This is truck is absolutely the best buy on craigslist.
This truck gets 37 mpg, will drive 8 hours on a 50 dollar tank.
It is a garuntted 500,000 mile engine!! Dozens of these engines are over a million miles!!! This only has 150,000 so far!! Super easy engine to work on!! Legendary diesel engine!!
Can climb any hill!! (Just might be slow going.)
It is titled as an RV so your insurance is only 200 for the whole year, saving you a thousand dollars at least every year you own this.
1000 watt solar panel.
1500 pure sinewave inverter.
2 big deep cycle battery banks.
Battery isolater that allows you to charge your batteries as you drive!
Propane heating system.
Pop up roof.
7 gallon water tank.
Sound system and 32 in tv.
Outside Shower.
Tons of storage inside and out.
Portable toilet.
Window herb garden.
2 back up cameras.
Heating block for cold days and manual glow plug switch!
New rear Air shocks!!
It had everything you need to live and travel in.
Now I have fixed everything that could possibly go wrong in this car!
New muffler.
New starter.
New alternator.
New brakes.
New front shocks.
New rear air shocks.
New fuel pump.
New engine gaskets. (No, never any head gasket issues, I am just careful)
New radiator.
Semi new tires.
New glow plugs.
Yes it is old but that only means that this is from the era where they actually made quality cars!!
I have fixed or premtivly solved every possible problem!!

I built and maintained this so well and with so many benefits because at the time I was sure I was going to live in this for ever. I put my soul into this tiny home truck and I want to see it go to the right person.
I am selling it because in 4 months I am moving to southeast Asia for possibly for ever and I want to make sure this goes to someone that appreciates it.

Is it perfect? no. But any issue you may have is purely cosmetic and a very cheap "problem" to solve

This car is made for you I promise it will be the best purchase you ever make!

I bought it for 2000 dollars from a diesel mechanic in Portland 3 years ago and have put 3000 dollars into it in repairs, improvements, maintenance and building materials. The solar panel is worth 1000 dollars by its self. I am asking 3000, because I am not greedy and realize that the type of person that would value and use and appreciate this is someone who probably cant pay what it is truly worth. I am simply trying to make it go to the right home. Please dont let this opportunity pass you by

It's sure ugly but I don't know why you think it's hazardous. What's not to trust?

Besides the fact it looks like the living quarters are connected to the chassis by hope and pixie dust? I suppose the home depot bucket underneath is structural?