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I'm so lame. I don't follow anyone on Twitter. I don't even know where it is.
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I've got an old book of his that I've tried to get signed when he was at Britt the past two years. Unfortunately, he hasn't wanted to interact with the audience.
But, if you're interested...
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http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3226261-cruel-shoes
Just one of the many short stories in the book Wrote:The Gift of the Magi Indian Giver
Carolyn wanted so much to give Roger something nice for Christmas, but they didn’t have much money, and they had to spend every last cent on candy for the baby. She walked down icy streets and peered in the shop widows.
“Roger is so proud of his shinbones. If only I could find some way to get money to buy shinbone polish.”
Just then, a sign caught her eye. “Cuticles bought and sold.” Many people had told Carolyn of her beautiful cuticles, and Roger was especially proud of them, but she thought, “This is the way I could buy Roger the shinbone polish!” And she rushed into the store.
Later at home, she waited anxiously as Roger came up the steps of their flat. He opened the door and wobbled over to the fireplace, suspiciously holding one arm behind his back.
“Merry Christmas!” they both said, almost simultaneously.
Roger spoke. “Hey, Nutsy, I got you a little something for Christmas.”
“Me, too,” said Carolyn, and they exchanged packages.
Carolyn hurriedly opened her package, staring in disbelief. “Cuticle frames?! But Roger, I sold my cuticles so I could afford to buy you some shinbone polish!”
“Shinbone polish!” Roger said, “I sold my shinbones to buy you the cuticle frames!” Roger wobbled over to her.
“Well, I’ll be hog-tied,” Carolyn said.
“You will? Oh, boy!” Roger said.
And it turned out to be a great Christmas after all.
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I used to have a copy of Pure Drivel but I lost it somewhere. I'd like to read it again sometime.
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(10-11-2012, 06:06 PM)Crazylace Wrote: I used to have a copy of Pure Drivel but I lost it somewhere. I'd like to read it again sometime.
I bought my copy at the dollar store,
What a waste of a dollar.
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(10-12-2012, 05:04 PM)chuck white Wrote: (10-11-2012, 06:06 PM)Crazylace Wrote: I used to have a copy of Pure Drivel but I lost it somewhere. I'd like to read it again sometime.
I bought my copy at the dollar store,
What a waste of a dollar.
Yeah, cuz your the only one who can be funny.
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