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I just watched a segment of the show Sunday Morning about assholes. Yes, that is the term they used although they could not actually speak the word. And believe it or not, earning the label is not entirely subjective. The show pointed out a few famous people that everyone can basically agrees are indeed assholes. For example: Donald Trump and Kanye West. The biggest causes of assholiness is first, having a big ego and second, anonymity which seems to turn even regular people into assholes.
The simple definition of an asshole is a person that is a jerk and proud of it.
Here is your quiz. Now take the damned thing and post your results you assholes.
http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/new/picklech...n-asshole/
You Scored as Total Asshole
You are a total asshole. You think you're better than everyone else and don't mind taking advantage of others. In your world everything revolves around you, and you abuse everything and everyone. The only friends you have are idiots, people who are afraid of you, and other assholes. The only true friends you might have had will quickly get tired of how you treat them and decide they are better off without you. You better figure out how to act like a decent human being or you'll end up alone and miserable.
Total Asshole
56%
Has Asshole moments.
50%
Goody Goody
44%
Not an Asshole
38%
Sort of an Asshole
38%
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Sorry, I'm not an asshole (at least, as I rate myself!):
You Scored as Goody Goody
You are a goody goody. While it's great that you aren't an asshole, you need to learn how to stand up for yourself! You are sweet by nature, but unfortunatly a lot of assholes will take advantage of you if you don't learn to stick up for yourself. So next time look that asshole straight in the eye and say, "Screw you asshole!" That'll teach em!
Goody Goody
50%
Has Asshole moments.
38%
Not an Asshole
31%
Sort of an Asshole
13%
Total Asshole
0%
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I think there are two kinds of assholes. Those that know they are one and those that don't.
You Scored as Not an Asshole
You are not an Asshole. You are a good person and are almost always calm and reasonable, but you're not a coward either. You are a nice balance of being a patient person and knowing when not to let someone take advantage of you.
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OK, I took it again, and scored it as if I was being down on myself. It was worse. 
You Scored as Sort of an Asshole
I'm sorry to say it, but you're sort of an Asshole. You're not quite as bad as a total asshole, but you better watch out because you're not far behind them! You don't really care about other peoples problems unless it effects you in some way. You usually try and ignore any kind of flaw in your own personality and blame things that you've done on others.
Sort of an Asshole
69%
Not an Asshole
50%
Has Asshole moments.
44%
Goody Goody
25%
Total Asshole
13%
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I broke it. No score. 
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12-02-2012, 10:28 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-02-2012, 10:42 AM by Wonky. Edited 1 time in total.)
I don't even need to take the test. 
Okay. I was curious, so took the test.
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I told you I was an asshole. A dumb asshole.
(And they didn't even have a question about how I'd feel about having sex with my best friend's wife).
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You Scored as Goody Goody
You are a goody goody. While it's great that you aren't an asshole, you need to learn how to stand up for yourself! You are sweet by nature, but unfortunatly a lot of assholes will take advantage of you if you don't learn to stick up for yourself. So next time look that asshole straight in the eye and say, "Screw you asshole!" That'll teach em!
Goody Goody
75%
Not an Asshole
69%
Has Asshole moments.
19%
Total Asshole
19%
Sort of an Asshole
13%
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(12-02-2012, 10:30 AM)broadzilla Wrote: You Scored as Goody Goody
You are a goody goody. While it's great that you aren't an asshole, you need to learn how to stand up for yourself! You are sweet by nature, but unfortunatly a lot of assholes will take advantage of you if you don't learn to stick up for yourself. So next time look that asshole straight in the eye and say, "Screw you asshole!" That'll teach em!
Goody Goody
75%
Not an Asshole
69%
Has Asshole moments.
19%
Total Asshole
19%
Sort of an Asshole
13%
Yeah, well well that tells us a LOT about these tests. The only objective test is four years of therapy and a two thousand word essay. Even then, some asshole will slip through.
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12-02-2012, 11:04 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-02-2012, 11:05 AM by GoCometsGo. Edited 1 time in total.)
You Scored as Not an Asshole
You are not an Asshole. You are a good person and are almost always calm and reasonable, but you're not a coward either. You are a nice balance of being a patient person and knowing when not to let someone take advantage of you.
Not an Asshole
81%
Goody Goody
63%
Has Asshole moments.
31%
Sort of an Asshole
19%
Total Asshole
0%
Of course.
Spot on.
Except for the not being an asshole part.
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I agree with Wonk. There is something very wrong with a test that scores me as an asshole and GoComets as not an asshole.
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(12-02-2012, 11:12 AM)cletus1 Wrote: I agree with Wonk. There is something very wrong with a test that scores me as an asshole and GoComets as not an asshole.
Of course this proves what I have been saying all along:
Liberals are assholes
Conservatives are not assholes
I'm glad we finally got that settled. 
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I answered honestly and I thought it would decide I was an asshole. I'm not although I do play on on TV 
You Scored as Not an Asshole
You are not an Asshole. You are a good person and are almost always calm and reasonable, but you're not a coward either. You are a nice balance of being a patient person and knowing when not to let someone take advantage of you.
Not an Asshole
81%
Total Asshole
25%
Sort of an Asshole
25%
Goody Goody
0%
Has Asshole moments.
0%
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The true test is to have everyone you know answer the questions, not about themselves, but about you. Then see if any patterns emerge.
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(12-02-2012, 03:42 PM)csrowan Wrote: The true test is to have everyone you know answer the questions, not about themselves, but about you. Then see if any patterns emerge.
That might work except that everyone I know is an asshole.
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I seem to have broken it as well. I left it thinking but I would guess the results would have me as a goody goody. We shall see. Maybe. If it ever stops thinking and shows me the results.
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Yep, I broke it! But I no longer feel like a goody goody after my post in the Pet Peeves thread/
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I'm not an asshole, go figger. Flunked another test.
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12-03-2012, 05:03 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-03-2012, 05:08 AM by blondemom. Edited 1 time in total.)
You Scored as Not an Asshole
You are not an Asshole. You are a good person and are almost always calm and reasonable, but you're not a coward either. You are a nice balance of being a patient person and knowing when not to let someone take advantage of you.
Not an Asshole
81%
Goody Goody
69%
Sort of an Asshole
63%
Has Asshole moments.
50%
Total Asshole
38%
They asked they wrong questions. I mean I can be the biggest asshole in the world but with these questions I appear nice.
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You Scored as Not an Asshole
You are not an Asshole. You are a good person and are almost always calm and reasonable, but you're not a coward either. You are a nice balance of being a patient person and knowing when not to let someone take advantage of you.
Not an Asshole
63%
Sort of an Asshole
50%
Goody Goody
25%
Has Asshole moments.
13%
Total Asshole
6%
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