Who is here when?

[bbqboy]

so you have to pee at 4 AM?

[csrowan]

No, I just wake up most mornings between 3 and 4:30, despite the fact that my alarm is set for 6:15.

[cletus1]

so you have to pee at 4 AM?

I have to pee at 4 am and at 2 am too.

[orygunluvr]

I fall asleep after midnight,
I wake before it is four,
I offer rational discussion,
I am left with unsubstantiated more...

This lack of evidence disturbs me,
The rhetoric confounds me,
I'd asked to prove something, yet a swabby
Will just say umm and maybe.

The one thing I know, despite it all
Is that I exist and somehow am whole
Despite what's been done,
Whether crime or human,
The universe can't deny my call.

Wow! You're a regular Jack Handy.

[chuck white]

so you have to pee at 4 AM?

I have to pee at 4 am and at 2 am too.

Yes, but do you get out of bed?

[cletus1]

so you have to pee at 4 AM?

I have to pee at 4 am and at 2 am too.

Yes, but do you get out of bed?

Of course, but sometimes I am so tired I sit on the toilet and pee like a girl. I even fell asleep there once.

[chuck white]

so you have to pee at 4 AM?

I have to pee at 4 am and at 2 am too.

Yes, but do you get out of bed?

Of course, but sometimes I am so tired I sit on the toilet and pee like a girl. I even fell asleep there once.

I thought you might have said 'Depends'

[cletus1]

so you have to pee at 4 AM?

I have to pee at 4 am and at 2 am too.

Yes, but do you get out of bed?

Of course, but sometimes I am so tired I sit on the toilet and pee like a girl. I even fell asleep there once.

I thought you might have said 'Depends'

No as a former bed-wetter, I developed an aversion to being wet in bed.

My Native American name is "Pees like a Girl." That name was given to me by a member of Mombacknow tribe.

[tvguy]

I have to pee at 4 am and at 2 am too.

Yes, but do you get out of bed?

Of course, but sometimes I am so tired I sit on the toilet and pee like a girl. I even fell asleep there once.

I thought you might have said 'Depends'

No as a former bed-wetter, I developed an aversion to being wet in bed.

My Native American name is "Pees like a Girl." That name was given to me by a member of Mombacknow tribe.

OH, The tribe that parks cars.

[cletus1]

Yes, but do you get out of bed?

Of course, but sometimes I am so tired I sit on the toilet and pee like a girl. I even fell asleep there once.

I thought you might have said 'Depends'

No as a former bed-wetter, I developed an aversion to being wet in bed.

My Native American name is "Pees like a Girl." That name was given to me by a member of Mombacknow tribe.

OH, The tribe that parks cars.

Huh?

[tvguy]

Of course, but sometimes I am so tired I sit on the toilet and pee like a girl. I even fell asleep there once.

I thought you might have said 'Depends'

No as a former bed-wetter, I developed an aversion to being wet in bed.

My Native American name is "Pees like a Girl." That name was given to me by a member of Mombacknow tribe.

OH, The tribe that parks cars.

Huh?

Well then you tell me what Mombacknow's do? I was told they stand there when you park and say come on back now

[cletus1]

I thought you might have said 'Depends'

No as a former bed-wetter, I developed an aversion to being wet in bed.

My Native American name is "Pees like a Girl." That name was given to me by a member of Mombacknow tribe.

OH, The tribe that parks cars.

Huh?

Well then you tell me what Mombacknow's do? I was told they stand there when you park and say come on back now

I never had one assist me park. They did say Mombacknow when I left the C.A.S. I.N.O so I assumed they were identifying their tribe, but you basically got it.

[tvguy]

No as a former bed-wetter, I developed an aversion to being wet in bed.

My Native American name is "Pees like a Girl." That name was given to me by a member of Mombacknow tribe.

OH, The tribe that parks cars.

Huh?

Well then you tell me what Mombacknow's do? I was told they stand there when you park and say come on back now

I never had one assist me park. They did say Mombacknow when I left the C.A.S. I.N.O so I assumed they were identifying their tribe, but you basically got it.

Well it's part of a three part joke from LONG ago and at that time it wasn't about Indians.

Another tribe was the dooda's....... Fill in the blanks but it ended with do da welfare check come today.

And there there was the Moteesa tribe.

They served tea... More tea sir.

[chuck white]

No ones brought up the missing tribe of the Fucowie Indians?

[bbqboy]

pygmies?