Joke

[Valuesize]

A group of fonts walk into a bar. ‘Get out of my pub!’ shouts the barman. ‘We don’t serve your type in here.’

[Scrapper]

Sally Jessica Parker walks in to a bar. And the bartender says.. Why the long face?

I think her name is Sarah Jessica Parker.

[chuck white]

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer, "Sorry" the bartender replies "we don't serve food here."

I thought it was "Sorry" the bartender replies "we don't serve fools here."

(you guys still remember Ham Sandwich?)

[Tiamat]

I was driving down Jackson street and got stopped in some road construction. I was at the front of a long line of cars. As I sat there watching the machine that was working the street, it occurred to me what it looked like. I was suck behind the "Star On" machine!

[tvguy]

Sally Jessica Parker walks in to a bar. And the bartender says.. Why the long face?

I think her name is Sarah Jessica Parker.

Oh yeah

[tvguy]

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer, "Sorry" the bartender replies "we don't serve food here."

I thought it was "Sorry" the bartender replies "we don't serve fools here."

(you guys still remember Ham Sandwich?)

I do, I gave him that name I can't remember what the name really was. It was some long Jewish name and it sounded like Yesyouareahamsandwich

[Snail]

What does a nosey pepper do?



It gets jalapeno business.

[Scrapper]

[Valuesize]

Sorry it's a Trump thing, but it IS funny enough for the joke thread. 

[Juniper]

Click on it.

[tvguy]

Click on it.

It doesn't work for me but quite a few videos don't. I think I have a flash player issue or whatever.

[Valuesize]

Click on it.

It doesn't work for me but quite a few videos don't. I think I have a flash player issue or whatever.

Did you try the Facebook page it came from?

https://www.facebook.com/txtstories/vide...640463135/

[Cuzz]

[b]Local [/b][b]Seattle[/b][b] Gas Station Signs Have the Best Messages Ever[/b]
 
Back in 2005, the local Chevron gas station in Seattle’s Wallingford neighborhood converted their auto repair shop into a convenience store.  Their outdoor sign—once used for service promotions and store specials—became redundant with the inside of the store already plastered with signage.  So the owners decided to have fun with the outdoor sign instead, and the@WallingfordSign was born.  This weekly sign message has become so popular, it has become a more effective marketing tool for the gas station than anything prior.
 
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 I take no credit for this. It was sent to me in an email.

[Valuesize]

I particularly like 12, 15, 18, 19 and 20. 

[Valuesize]

[GPnative]

Very old Joke with updated names.

its always a good'un though

[Scrapper]

Bwahahahaha!

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[Juniper]

Bwahahahaha!

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It would be funny if Obama wasn't in the joke.