04-10-2014, 07:18 PM
People often accuse me of "stealing others' jokes" and "being a plagiarist."
...their words, not mine.
...their words, not mine.
Joke
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04-10-2014, 07:18 PM
People often accuse me of "stealing others' jokes" and "being a plagiarist."
...their words, not mine.
04-10-2014, 08:01 PM
04-10-2014, 08:04 PM
(04-10-2014, 08:01 PM)Tiamat Wrote:(04-10-2014, 07:18 PM)csrowan Wrote: People often accuse me of "stealing others' jokes" and "being a plagiarist." http://news.distractify.com/dark/trivial...ally-dumb/
04-10-2014, 08:53 PM
Oooooh! Puns!
07-21-2014, 10:53 AM
What do you call a deer with no eye?
NO IDEAR!
07-21-2014, 10:54 AM
Why do milking stools only have three legs?
'Cause the cow's got the udder!
07-21-2014, 12:21 PM
(07-21-2014, 10:53 AM)Valuesize Wrote: What do you call a deer with no eye? :lol Lots of deer this morning up on the trails in Jville. On our way up we met a tourist family, Mom, Dad and kids coming down. The man looked at us and pointed at a house and said in amazement, "There are deer right on that guys lawn!"
07-21-2014, 08:11 PM
What happens to Pastors who eat chili dogs?
07-21-2014, 09:27 PM
07-22-2014, 12:50 PM
Q: What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens?
A: Undocumented democrats. Q: Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A: The country
07-22-2014, 03:42 PM
07-22-2014, 03:43 PM
07-22-2014, 07:05 PM
07-23-2014, 10:16 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-23-2014, 10:18 PM by Valuesize. Edited 2 times in total.)
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?
Answer: Its butt.
07-24-2014, 01:07 PM
07-25-2014, 02:13 PM
(07-22-2014, 07:05 PM)Hugo Wrote:(07-22-2014, 12:50 PM)SFLiberal Wrote: Q: What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens? This is joke thread and that is what I posted. Admit it. Both were pretty funny.
08-13-2014, 09:19 PM
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer, "Sorry" the bartender replies "we don't serve food here."
08-13-2014, 09:21 PM
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
08-13-2014, 09:26 PM
08-13-2014, 09:27 PM
Sally Jessica Parker walks in to a bar. And the bartender says.. Why the long face?
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