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#21
People often accuse me of "stealing others' jokes" and "being a plagiarist."

...their words, not mine.
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#22
(04-10-2014, 07:18 PM)csrowan Wrote: People often accuse me of "stealing others' jokes" and "being a plagiarist."

...their words, not mine.

Is that your joke?
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#23
(04-10-2014, 08:01 PM)Tiamat Wrote:
(04-10-2014, 07:18 PM)csrowan Wrote: People often accuse me of "stealing others' jokes" and "being a plagiarist."

...their words, not mine.

Is that your joke?

http://news.distractify.com/dark/trivial...ally-dumb/
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#24
Oooooh! Puns!Big Grin
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#25
What do you call a deer with no eye?

NO IDEAR! Razz
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#26
Why do milking stools only have three legs?

'Cause the cow's got the udder!
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#27
(07-21-2014, 10:53 AM)Valuesize Wrote: What do you call a deer with no eye?

NO IDEAR! Razz


Laughing:lol

Lots of deer this morning up on the trails in Jville. On our way up we met a tourist family, Mom, Dad and kids coming down. The man looked at us and pointed at a house and said in amazement, "There are deer right on that guys lawn!"
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#28
What happens to Pastors who eat chili dogs?
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#29
(07-21-2014, 08:11 PM)Valuesize Wrote: What happens to Pastors who eat chili dogs?

If Hamsandwich was here we could ask him
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#30
Q: What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens?
A: Undocumented democrats.

Q: Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
A: The country
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#31
(07-21-2014, 09:27 PM)tvguy Wrote:
(07-21-2014, 08:11 PM)Valuesize Wrote: What happens to Pastors who eat chili dogs?

If Hamsandwich was here we could ask him

He just called and said "They sit in their own pew!"
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#32
(07-22-2014, 03:42 PM)Valuesize Wrote:
(07-21-2014, 09:27 PM)tvguy Wrote:
(07-21-2014, 08:11 PM)Valuesize Wrote: What happens to Pastors who eat chili dogs?

If Hamsandwich was here we could ask him

He just called and said "They sit in their own pew!"

wa haRazz
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#33
(07-22-2014, 12:50 PM)SFLiberal Wrote: Q: What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens?
A: Undocumented democrats.

Q: Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
A: The country

There is a General Discussion section, and a debate section. Learn it, know it, live it.
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#34
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?


Answer: Its butt.
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#35
(07-23-2014, 10:16 PM)Valuesize Wrote: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?


Answer: Its butt.

It's own asshole.
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#36
(07-22-2014, 07:05 PM)Hugo Wrote:
(07-22-2014, 12:50 PM)SFLiberal Wrote: Q: What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens?
A: Undocumented democrats.

Q: Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
A: The country

There is a General Discussion section, and a debate section. Learn it, know it, live it.

This is joke thread and that is what I posted. Admit it. Both were pretty funny. LaughingLaughing
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#37
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer, "Sorry" the bartender replies "we don't serve food here."
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#38
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?" Laughing
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#39
(08-13-2014, 09:21 PM)Valuesize Wrote: A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?" Laughing

LaughingLaughing

A skeleton walks in to a bar and says.. give me a beer and a mop.
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#40
Sally Jessica Parker walks in to a bar. And the bartender says.. Why the long face?
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