"Away" is Someone Else's "Here"
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(04-29-2013, 06:24 PM)Clone Wrote: [Image: 943640_449867635088117_1418655891_n.jpg]

Ain't it the God's own truth!

One time TVg was on the left bank of the Rogue and saw Clete on the other side. TV yelled and asked Clete "how do get over to the other side"?
Clete called back, "You're already on the other side, dummy".


Wink...I guess you had to be there.
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(04-29-2013, 06:37 PM)Wonky Wrote:
(04-29-2013, 06:24 PM)Clone Wrote: [Image: 943640_449867635088117_1418655891_n.jpg]

Ain't it the God's own truth!

One time TVg was on the left bank of the Rogue and saw Clete on the other side. TV yelled and asked Clete "how do get over to the other side"?
Clete called back, "You're already on the other side, dummy".


Wink...I guess you had to be there.

Yep I remember that. After a while it got dark and Cletus shined his flashlight across the river and told me to walk across on the beam.
I was too smart for that. I knew when I got half way across he would turn the light off.
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(04-29-2013, 07:52 PM)tvguy Wrote:
(04-29-2013, 06:37 PM)Wonky Wrote:
(04-29-2013, 06:24 PM)Clone Wrote: [Image: 943640_449867635088117_1418655891_n.jpg]

Ain't it the God's own truth!

One time TVg was on the left bank of the Rogue and saw Clete on the other side. TV yelled and asked Clete "how do get over to the other side"?
Clete called back, "You're already on the other side, dummy".


Wink...I guess you had to be there.

Yep I remember that. After a while it got dark and Cletus shined his flashlight across the river and told me to walk across on the beam.
I was too smart for that. I knew when I got half way across he would turn the light off.

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You win! You ain't all that handsome, kinda country, can't catch fish and your taste in TV shows is lousy, but you are are witty to a fault.
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I thought TV_guy could walk on water.
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(04-29-2013, 08:42 PM)chuck white Wrote: I thought TV_guy could walk on water.

Naw, he used to but kind of lost it. He can feed the multitudes with one fish. raise the dead, and turn water into wine, but the walking on water thing seems to have faded.
I know all this because I know a member of his church, "The Church of Now", out in the woods east of Butte Falls. The guy I knows says the offering plate looks flush and pastor TV accepts venison as offering. Good thing. He can't hit one on his own.
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