The best two sentence horror story,

[Willie Krash]

The best two sentence horror story,

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed."

h/t Boing Boing

[Wonky]

The best two sentence horror story,

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed."

h/t Boing Boing

Wow! Hadn't heard (seen) that. Do you have any idea who the author is?

Remember, "The last man alive sat alone in his room There was a knock at the door."

[cletus1]

That is some scary stuff.

[Willie Krash]

Gave me chills.

[tvguy]

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

[bbqboy]

how do you shoot someone with a sword?

[tvguy]

how do you shoot someone with a sword?

The same way it's day in the middle of the night. Der

[Wonky]

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

I think I missed the segue.

[tvguy]

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

I think I missed the segue.

You said... Remember, "The last man alive sat alone in his room There was a knock at the door."

Something that didn't make sense. So I posted something that didn't make sense. This stuff aint brain science. Sorry about that segue thang you missed, is that some kind of bus?

[bbqboy]

Trouble ahead. Trouble behind.