Jesus arrested for rape.

[chuck white]

Jesus Zayas is in the Josephine County Jail. The victim was a 14-year-old girl.

http://www.kdrv.com/police-arrest-suspec...e-charges/

[PonderThis]

Not touching this one.

[Smithcat]

We need a "Truth In Naming" law.
Really....if your child is going to grow up to be a rapist, murderer, or any other non-law-abiding person piece of crap criminal, don't name them Jesus, Angel, Gabriel, Elijah or anything else biblical...unless you name them Lucifer, Beelzebub, or Demon. That's "Truth In Naming".

The above post was made with satirical humor in mind, and is not meant to be taken seriously.

[PonderThis]

How about Jesus Lucifer Demon? That would seem to have them all covered.