12-06-2014, 10:25 AM
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(12-05-2014, 01:50 PM)chuck white Wrote:Quote:California Drought Worst in 1200 Years
http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Calif...1200-Years
Wonky probably remembers the drought of 814.
Not really.
In the summer of 814 I was having an affair with a Neanderthal chick who had a cozy little cave near a hot spring. Didn't get out much.
Charlemagne died that year, but we just couldn't make the funeral. Too far, and I'm sick and tired of walking but don't see any other real options. "Big Head" jumped from a cliff to see if flying would work. That didn't turn out so great.
And, the guy who comes around to report the news (say's he works for "The Times") says Charlemagne is kind of an asshole anyway. Maybe Charlemagne died of thirst.