Record Breaking Weather

[cletus1]

I think you are safe now.

http://www.intellicast.com/Local/WxMap.a...n=USOR0275

I'll never be safe as long as TVg and his dog are running around free! Or if Clete's out of the country again. Or if the last three pages of Tia's book are missing. Or if Someone's Dad stops praying for us. Or if Chuck ever finds his car keys. Or Value Size runs low on coffee. Or if Scrapper can't find her cell phone. Oh well... you get the picture I hope.

IT JUST AIN'T SAFE OUT HERE!

The FBI keeps close tabs on me and Lola.The other day they had five helicopters watching us.
 Cletus never really leaves the country. He just posts pictures he finds on the interweb. Ever notice he's never in his photos?
 Tia already smoked more than three pages of her book.
SD is actually a Wiccan . Chuck has a screwdriver in his ignition but his VW van hasn't ran since Nixon said he wasn't a crook.
VS is actually a tea sucking limey and hates coffee.
Scrapper had her phone surgically implanted.

Did you meet Lola in a club down in Soho where you drink champagne that tastes just like Coca cola, that's C-O-L-A cola?

She does have a deep voice

What about her breath. I assume you kissed.