Zombie

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Several people visiting the cemetery, near Thessaloniki, told police they had heard banging and muffled shouting from inside the woman's grave, an hour after her funeral on Thursday.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-29373806

Kinda like when the U.S. rifleman shot the American Indian in the Old West.
His buddy saw the Indian on the ground bleeding and groaning.
"Dead" ask his buddy?
"Say's he ain't but you know how them injin's lie".

Okay, not like that at all. But...

I sleep pretty soundly sometimes. Maybe I should see about getting that fixed.

Yeah, that could be fatal. You don't want to wake up on a cold slab with a tag on your toe.