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The other one closed because it had been inactive for 6 months. Boo! So, here's part deux!
Jesus Christ ?@Jesus_M_Christ
Quote:Just talked to the king of the dolphins and he said to tell you humans, "eeeeeeeee eeee eeeeee" or some shit. I can't speak dolphin.
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God ?@TheTweetOfGod
Quote:I feel like mankind is not making nearly enough progress when it comes to shutting up.
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God ?@TheTweetOfGod
Quote:At what point does "not finding debris" cease being breaking news?
Seriously! So true!
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KGW News ?@KGWNews
Quote:Oso slide search dogs as tired, frustrated as human counterparts http://bit.ly/1gJSKCY #530slide pic.twitter.com/D4p7MRNISb
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KGW News ?@KGWNews
Quote:Oso slide victim search has come down to shovels http://bit.ly/1gJS8x7 #530slide #kgwnow pic.twitter.com/yTBdBxRVBB
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LOLGOP ?@LOLGOP
Quote:I wish it were satire. pic.twitter.com/y6crV4nHD8
Here's the link to "The Donald's" Twitter:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/stat...6528615424
You've gotta see some of the replies!
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LOLGOP ?@LOLGOP
Quote:If you quickly slide from cheering from Reagan to Putin, you may just enjoy actors who ride horses.
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Tom dot com ?@tmundal
Quote:That settles it... pic.twitter.com/VaD9XUMtcY
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Jesus Christ ?@Jesus_M_Christ
Quote:People are usually surprised to find out I'm an Atheist, but seriously, who believes everything their dad says?
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kara vallow ?@teenagesleuth
Quote:What a shame that such a competent, judicious straight-shooter as Chris Christie could've had so many petty, vindictive underlings.
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Harold Itzkowitz ?@HaroldItz
Quote:Chinese ship has picked up three objects floating in Indian Ocean. One is orange color. Could be a vacationing John Boehner #mh370
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emptywheel ?@emptywheel
Quote:Excellent. We haven't heard the last of Mike Rogers! He's going to play Michele Bachmann in 2016's GOP reality show!
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LOLGOP ?@LOLGOP
Quote:FUN FAX: The GOP hasn't actually voted to repeal Obamacare coverage since January 1 because taking actual insurance away isn't popular.
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Jesus Christ ?@Jesus_M_Christ
Quote:Dad made all of you in his image except Justin Bieber. He's just a bunch of weird elbows and glitter paint we had extra.
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(03-29-2014, 11:17 AM)Scrapper Wrote: Tom dot com ?@tmundal
Quote:That settles it... pic.twitter.com/VaD9XUMtcY
I have a few Polaroid snap shots that show otherwise.
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LOLGOP ?@LOLGOP
Quote:Republicans circling around Jeb Bush are like the recovering sex addict who suddenly decides to take route that goes by the strip club home.
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Jesus Christ ?@Jesus_M_Christ
Quote:Warrior was worried we wouldn’t let him up here because his whole life was a dangerous, theatrical lie used to placate the masses. LOL
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The GOP should thank their lucky Reagans every day that the ban on interracial marriage wasn't ended state-by-state. Truly embarrassing.
Truth!
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Cliven Bundy is not a serious candidate for the 2016 Republican presidential nomination but neither are any of the other candidates.
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