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Two snails collide in an intersection.
A traffic cops pulls one snail aside to ask how it happened. 
The snail said, "I really can't remember, it was all a blur". 

Hey! Want you want? It's after midnight, all the cookies are gone, no baseball on TV, and tomorrow is going to be too much like today. 

So...?
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(06-14-2017, 12:14 AM)Wonky3 Wrote: Two snails collide in an intersection.
A traffic cops pulls one snail aside to ask how it happened. 
The snail said, "I really can't remember, it was all a blur". 

Hey! Want you want? It's after midnight, all the cookies are gone, no baseball on TV, and tomorrow is going to be too much like today. 

So...?

I wonder if one of the snails had a big 'S' painted on it's car.

(so when he sped by, people would say 'Look at that escargot"
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(06-14-2017, 05:09 PM)chuck white Wrote:
(06-14-2017, 12:14 AM)Wonky3 Wrote: Two snails collide in an intersection.
A traffic cops pulls one snail aside to ask how it happened. 
The snail said, "I really can't remember, it was all a blur". 

Hey! Want you want? It's after midnight, all the cookies are gone, no baseball on TV, and tomorrow is going to be too much like today. 

So...?

I wonder if one of the snails had a big 'S' painted on it's car.

(so when he sped by, people would say 'Look at that escargot"

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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(06-14-2017, 12:14 AM)Wonky3 Wrote: Two snails collide in an intersection.
A traffic cops pulls one snail aside to ask how it happened. 
The snail said, "I really can't remember, it was all a blur". 

Hey! Want you want? It's after midnight, all the cookies are gone, no baseball on TV, and tomorrow is going to be too much like today. 

So...?

This is how I heard the joke. Smiling

Two snails were walking down the street, Suddenly they were accosted and robbed by two slugs.
The police were called and THE cop asked a snail if he could identify the robbers.
He said .. No... it all happened so fast.
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#5
So...
The doctor told his patient he had bad news. Double bad new. "You not only have cancer, but you also have Alzheimers" 

The patient says, "Thank God, at least I don't have cancer".

I know...sick.  Embarrassed
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#6
The nice thing about Alzheimer, is you can hide your own Easter eggs.
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(06-16-2017, 12:54 PM)chuck white Wrote: The nice thing about  Alzheimer, is you can hide your own Easter eggs.

 I remember when I first heard that joke. My neighbor, a neanderthal told it to me.
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(06-16-2017, 12:54 PM)chuck white Wrote: The nice thing about  Alzheimer, is you can hide your own Easter eggs.

The problem with that is you might not remember to look for them again until next year.
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