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Two snails collide in an intersection.
A traffic cops pulls one snail aside to ask how it happened.
The snail said, "I really can't remember, it was all a blur".
Hey! Want you want? It's after midnight, all the cookies are gone, no baseball on TV, and tomorrow is going to be too much like today.
So...?
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(06-14-2017, 12:14 AM)Wonky3 Wrote: Two snails collide in an intersection.
A traffic cops pulls one snail aside to ask how it happened.
The snail said, "I really can't remember, it was all a blur".
Hey! Want you want? It's after midnight, all the cookies are gone, no baseball on TV, and tomorrow is going to be too much like today.
So...?
I wonder if one of the snails had a big 'S' painted on it's car.
(so when he sped by, people would say 'Look at that escargot"
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(06-14-2017, 12:14 AM)Wonky3 Wrote: Two snails collide in an intersection.
A traffic cops pulls one snail aside to ask how it happened.
The snail said, "I really can't remember, it was all a blur".
Hey! Want you want? It's after midnight, all the cookies are gone, no baseball on TV, and tomorrow is going to be too much like today.
So...?
This is how I heard the joke.
Two snails were walking down the street, Suddenly they were accosted and robbed by two slugs.
The police were called and THE cop asked a snail if he could identify the robbers.
He said .. No... it all happened so fast.
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So...
The doctor told his patient he had bad news. Double bad new. "You not only have cancer, but you also have Alzheimers"
The patient says, "Thank God, at least I don't have cancer".
I know...sick.
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The nice thing about Alzheimer, is you can hide your own Easter eggs.
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(06-16-2017, 12:54 PM)chuck white Wrote: The nice thing about Alzheimer, is you can hide your own Easter eggs.
I remember when I first heard that joke. My neighbor, a neanderthal told it to me.
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(06-16-2017, 12:54 PM)chuck white Wrote: The nice thing about Alzheimer, is you can hide your own Easter eggs.
The problem with that is you might not remember to look for them again until next year.