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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/c...ska-648291
Quote:At the jail, a corrections officer observed Sperry “making furtive movements toward her vagina,” according to a criminal complaint. Sperry was then “put through a body scan,” which revealed that she “had items concealed in her vagina or anus.”
A female corrections officer subsequently “removed a wad of cash and drugs from inside” Sperry. The haul included six $100 bills, three $50 bills, and seven $20 bills, all of which were counterfeit. The $890 in funny money, however, was supplemented by a genuine $10 bill that “was discovered in Sperry’s anus.”
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Thanks for sharing....
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Ever wonder how many 1,5,10, and 20 dollar bills you touch have been in the crack of a strippers ass?
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(12-11-2015, 05:25 PM)orygunluvr Wrote: Ever wonder how many 1,5,10, and 20 dollar bills you touch have been in the crack of a strippers ass?
Not till now.
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(12-11-2015, 05:25 PM)orygunluvr Wrote: Ever wonder how many 1,5,10, and 20 dollar bills you touch have been in the crack of a strippers ass?
I am responsible for less than 50 of the one dollar of bills.
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(12-11-2015, 04:44 PM)chuck white Wrote: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/c...ska-648291
Quote:At the jail, a corrections officer observed Sperry “making furtive movements toward her vagina,” according to a criminal complaint. Sperry was then “put through a body scan,” which revealed that she “had items concealed in her vagina or anus.”
A female corrections officer subsequently “removed a wad of cash and drugs from inside” Sperry. The haul included six $100 bills, three $50 bills, and seven $20 bills, all of which were counterfeit. The $890 in funny money, however, was supplemented by a genuine $10 bill that “was discovered in Sperry’s anus.” You left off the this comment
"How big of a hoohaa does she have"
"Bigger than a backpack"
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I never could figure out why so many people were caught laundering money until now.
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(12-11-2015, 08:39 PM)cletus1 Wrote: (12-11-2015, 05:25 PM)orygunluvr Wrote: Ever wonder how many 1,5,10, and 20 dollar bills you touch have been in the crack of a strippers ass?
I am responsible for less than 50 of the one dollar of bills.
Cheap bastard
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(12-12-2015, 02:41 PM)tvguy Wrote: I never could figure out why so many people were caught laundering money until now.
Now I want a liner for my wallet.
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(12-12-2015, 02:49 PM)orygunluvr Wrote: (12-11-2015, 08:39 PM)cletus1 Wrote: (12-11-2015, 05:25 PM)orygunluvr Wrote: Ever wonder how many 1,5,10, and 20 dollar bills you touch have been in the crack of a strippers ass?
I am responsible for less than 50 of the one dollar of bills.
Cheap bastard
Or he's smart enough to make sure and sit by the guy with lots of bills in his fist.
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(12-12-2015, 04:12 PM)tvguy Wrote: (12-12-2015, 02:49 PM)orygunluvr Wrote: (12-11-2015, 08:39 PM)cletus1 Wrote: (12-11-2015, 05:25 PM)orygunluvr Wrote: Ever wonder how many 1,5,10, and 20 dollar bills you touch have been in the crack of a strippers ass?
I am responsible for less than 50 of the one dollar of bills.
Cheap bastard
Or he's smart enough to make sure and sit by the guy with lots of bills in his fist.
You both got it wrong.
When he was a male stripper, he made less then $50.
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(12-12-2015, 08:35 PM)chuck white Wrote: (12-12-2015, 04:12 PM)tvguy Wrote: (12-12-2015, 02:49 PM)orygunluvr Wrote: (12-11-2015, 08:39 PM)cletus1 Wrote: (12-11-2015, 05:25 PM)orygunluvr Wrote: Ever wonder how many 1,5,10, and 20 dollar bills you touch have been in the crack of a strippers ass?
I am responsible for less than 50 of the one dollar of bills.
Cheap bastard
Or he's smart enough to make sure and sit by the guy with lots of bills in his fist.
You both got it wrong.
When he was a male stripper, he made less then $50.
Yeah OK, I've seen him. So less then 50, meaning zero, makes sense.
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(12-12-2015, 08:35 PM)chuck white Wrote: (12-12-2015, 04:12 PM)tvguy Wrote: (12-12-2015, 02:49 PM)orygunluvr Wrote: (12-11-2015, 08:39 PM)cletus1 Wrote: (12-11-2015, 05:25 PM)orygunluvr Wrote: Ever wonder how many 1,5,10, and 20 dollar bills you touch have been in the crack of a strippers ass?
I am responsible for less than 50 of the one dollar of bills.
Cheap bastard
Or he's smart enough to make sure and sit by the guy with lots of bills in his fist.
You both got it wrong.
When he was a male stripper, he made less then $50.
I bet he went broke trying to pay women to watch him
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