A thread about nothing

[Wonky3]

By God, I think Jeep is your wife. 

I'm Wonky. I'm right here. And Jeep is not my wife. I have a wife, but can't remember her name. Starts with a ...damn, had it there for a minute. 

Applegate lake? I remember fishing there in '47 or '48. Didn't get no fish: The dynamite got wet. Warmed the beer by a fire  I started with a cut up park bench. 

Wasn't ther a TV show about nothing? 

And if I have nothing and you have nothing and we put it together do we have anything? 

My head hurts. Damn glue sniffing starting to catch up with me I guess. Hard to figure: I bought only the BEST glue. 

After 8 PM. Gotta hit the hay. (I stay up a little later on Saturday night)

Wonk, Valuesize said he thought Jeep was TVguy's wife. Try to keep up man. 

Just another feeble attempt at humor gone wry. 
Of course I was aware of the flow of conversation about "Jeep and wife". 
As the post went on, it should have been obvious I was makeing reference to my age related problems (if not my lack of native intelligence). 
But...don't have time to explain further. Have to sniff a bit more glue and try to understand why it has been more than aging that has addled my tiny little brain. 

But thanks for the help, even if it was easy. Now, want to REALLY help and come clean the moss from my roof?