Dear Cletus. What's yer status? Let us no if yer dead.

[tvguy]

I hope not,Thanks

[Valuesize]

I hope not,Thanks

He's not dead.  Other than that, I'll let him speak for himself. I too would like to hear from him, I'll bet he has one hell of a story. 

[Jeep]

Dear Cletus;

You are missing out on some very serious smack-downs. Lots of sobbing by the alt-right and fake news from them too. Hoping the recovery is coming along well, spring is in the air and almost time for planting....wink, wink. You're missed.

Love and Happiness, Jeep

[Scrapper]

What everyone else said!

[bbqboy]

Earth to Cletus. Penny to Songbird.
Is there anybody out there?

[chuck white]

When they let you out, drop us a line.

[tvguy]

I hope not,Thanks

He's not dead.  Other than that, I'll let him speak for himself. I too would like to hear from him, I'll bet he has one hell of a story. 

Good to know. I mean the he's not dead part.

So should we start a poll or guessing game on what he ate or what bit him or?

[Valuesize]

I hope not,Thanks

He's not dead.  Other than that, I'll let him speak for himself. I too would like to hear from him, I'll bet he has one hell of a story. 

Good to know. I mean the he's not dead part.

So should we start a poll or guessing game on what he ate or what bit him or?

Only seems right. :-)

[Scrapper]

Yikes... Cletus, did you get a flesh-eating parasite like this guy?
http://koin.com/2017/04/05/oregon-kayake...-colombia/