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Quote:Joshua Brian Woltmon, 27, of the 1000 block of Royal Court, pleaded guilty on June 21 to felony-level sexual assault of an animal. He was sentenced to 20 days in the Jackson County Jail with credit for time served, plus two years’ probation. He was also ordered to register as a sex offender.
Woltmon had sexual contact with a chicken on May 1, according to an indictment. Medford police records show he was arrested that evening in the 500 block of South Riverside Drive.
http://www.mailtribune.com/news/20170703...x-offender
Probably thought he was a rooster.
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(07-07-2017, 10:03 PM)chuck white Wrote: Quote:Joshua Brian Woltmon, 27, of the 1000 block of Royal Court, pleaded guilty on June 21 to felony-level sexual assault of an animal. He was sentenced to 20 days in the Jackson County Jail with credit for time served, plus two years’ probation. He was also ordered to register as a sex offender.
Woltmon had sexual contact with a chicken on May 1, according to an indictment. Medford police records show he was arrested that evening in the 500 block of South Riverside Drive.
http://www.mailtribune.com/news/20170703...x-offender
Probably thought he was a rooster.
This site extrapolates, but I don't claim any of it as truth.
https://scallywagandvagabond.com/2017/05...d-chicken/
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Maybe, he's hard of hearing.
Somebody told him to, get a job as a chicken plucker.
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Well now we know why the chicken crossed the road, to get away from the perv.
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Maybe he was trying to answer the age old question, what came first.....
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(07-08-2017, 01:00 PM)GPnative Wrote: Maybe he was trying to answer the age old question, what came first.....
You mean the perv or the egg?
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(07-08-2017, 02:21 PM)tvguy Wrote: (07-08-2017, 01:00 PM)GPnative Wrote: Maybe he was trying to answer the age old question, what came first.....
You mean the perv or the egg?
If we take the Old Testament literally, I'd guess the Perv's came first.
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(07-09-2017, 08:11 AM)Wonky3 Wrote: (07-08-2017, 02:21 PM)tvguy Wrote: (07-08-2017, 01:00 PM)GPnative Wrote: Maybe he was trying to answer the age old question, what came first.....
You mean the perv or the egg?
If we take the Old Testament literally, I'd guess the Perv's came first.
However, if we put our trust in science then the egg likely came first.
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(07-08-2017, 02:21 PM)tvguy Wrote: (07-08-2017, 01:00 PM)GPnative Wrote: Maybe he was trying to answer the age old question, what came first.....
You mean the perv or the egg?
I think the question would be the perv or the chicken.
