Things I just learned today...

[salamus]

Sex is brought down to the same level as peeing, or taking a dump, in its base repetitive nature. sex is pretty much on the same level as porn but without the show business effects. it's a little more complicated than building a fire in a fireplace but the essential idea is the whole process of building and then burning. The things I have heard discussed by women and witnessed in local bars says it all.

Have you ever actually had sex? Because what you're describing doesn't sound like sex at all. Maybe it's the bars you hang around in, but your secondhand wisdom leaves a lot to be desired.

it appears his early draft has been deleted? William s. Burroughs clyde ain't :!: :arrow: : :roll:

No, that was a compilation of his more memorable quotes. They're still there and he did say every last word of them, so the quotes are correct.

[Yeshuah Hamashiach]

Sex is brought down to the same level as peeing, or taking a dump, in its base repetitive nature. sex is pretty much on the same level as porn but without the show business effects. it's a little more complicated than building a fire in a fireplace but the essential idea is the whole process of building and then burning. The things I have heard discussed by women and witnessed in local bars says it all.

Have you ever actually had sex? Because what you're describing doesn't sound like sex at all. Maybe it's the bars you hang around in, but your secondhand wisdom leaves a lot to be desired.

it appears his early draft has been deleted? William s. Burroughs clyde ain't :!: :arrow: : :roll:

BBQ I dont mix words. Lets get down to the basics . You know ? The things you are so fond of because memorabilia is your business. Sex quickly becomes a sordid affair as your own failed marriage attests to . What we call progress has been a march two by two into the hell realms of relationships. The Tarot card for the devil says it all. Baphomet

[Yeshuah Hamashiach]

[bbqboy]

[salamus]

Why does Satan have a goat head, boobs and a french horn for his genitalia? Man, you gotta escape from whatever religious cult is holding you hostage!

[bbqboy]

Why does Satan have a goat head, boobs and a french horn for his genitalia? Man, you gotta escape from whatever religious cult is holding you hostage!

pssssssst......
that's his mom

[salamus]

Wow, I thought sex was complicated before the french-horn entered the picture.

[salamus]

The Tarot card for the devil says it all. Baphomet

Hey, Lord and Savior. Got a question for ya! Aren't Tarot cards generally considered to be in the realm of the occult? Would the real Jesus Christ be dabbling in black magic? Just wondering.

[salamus]

Jesus, remember a while back, when you put a "hex" on me, and said all this bad stuff was "coming my way"? And my response was to claim the right of seven-fold reciprocation back at you? Well, when is that bad stuff supposed to start happening?

I mean, I already had had a bad year at that point, and since then, things have just continued to get better and better. Friends, family, money, love, good-paying career, you name it, all good things have come my way of late.

So, I was wondering if you could see your way to putting another evil spell on me? You seem to be the real God's reverse barometer. Thanks.

[Yeshuah Hamashiach]

BBQ if you knew half of what you knew about collectibles as you did about the Craft , ie Golden Dawn and Crowley you wouldn't be such and ignorant screw up.

[salamus]

Oooh! Jesus sure is scary! Better watch yourself BBQ or he might put an evil hex on you that will bring prosperity and serenity for its sheer blasphemy alone.

[Yeshuah Hamashiach]

Why does Satan have a goat head, boobs and a french horn for his genitalia? Man, you gotta escape from whatever religious cult is holding you hostage!

pssssssst......
that's his mom

Psst your mom dead yet ?

[Kitten]

I should be ready for battle if the battle is ready for me.

I should defend pussies everywhere. Mothers and sex.

But then again, my reticence to do so puts me in league with the army already.

These three things are holy, sacred and worthy of fighting for, but not using them as ammunition. Cease and desist lest you boys find them all turned against you. A Christmas curse I wouldn't wish on anyone.

[salamus]

Jesus, in response to the PM you just sent me entitled, "Nobody Likes You," which I didn't read by the way, I just saw it in my email inbox, Duh! When has it ever been my intent to have anyone "like me?"

Newsflash: I don't like you. I feel sorry for you, but I don't like you.

P.S. Hypergraphia is a symptom of schizophrenia.

[salamus]

I should be ready for battle if the battle is ready for me.

I should defend pussies everywhere. Mothers and sex.

But then again, my reticence to do so puts me in league with the army already.

These three things are holy, sacred and worthy of fighting for, but not using them as ammunition. Cease and desist lest you boys find them all turned against you. A Christmas curse I wouldn't wish on anyone.

Well, as usual, Jesus posts the epithet "pussy" all the time, you say nothing, Jesus posts utter retardation attacking "sex," you say nothing, Jesus posts a photo of a goat headed woman with a french horn for genitalia, you say nothing. BBQ says that's his mom, you jump up in offense.
If there is such a thing as a "Christmas curse," and it is based upon "pussy, sex and mothers," who do you think will get the brunt of that?

[Kitten]

I should be ready for battle if the battle is ready for me.

I should defend pussies everywhere. Mothers and sex.

But then again, my reticence to do so puts me in league with the army already.

These three things are holy, sacred and worthy of fighting for, but not using them as ammunition. Cease and desist lest you boys find them all turned against you. A Christmas curse I wouldn't wish on anyone.

Well, as usual, Jesus posts the epithet "pussy" all the time, you say nothing, Jesus posts utter retardation attacking "sex," you say nothing, Jesus posts a photo of a goat headed woman with a french horn for genitalia, you say nothing. BBQ says that's his mom, you jump up in offense.
If there is such a thing as a "Christmas curse," and it is based upon "pussy, sex and mothers," who do you think will get the brunt of that?

For your distinct information, Captain was slapped for his over-use of the term. Sometimes the things I say in condemnation are veiled...I can't help that, it's my way. Keep up. BBQ knows I love him. Big L. Captain too. Big L. Salamus, big L.

Everyone....love, love, love. Honor the door that brought you passage into this weird world...pussy...honor the act that set the stage and brought down the house...sex and honor the woman that put it all together...your Mother.

Over and out for tonight...Yardstick is in my bed tonight and if I hurry, I'll be able to get a few covers before she steals them.

[Larry]

I should be ready for battle if the battle is ready for me.

I should defend pussies everywhere. Mothers and sex.

But then again, my reticence to do so puts me in league with the army already.

These three things are holy, sacred and worthy of fighting for, but not using them as ammunition. Cease and desist lest you boys find them all turned against you. A Christmas curse I wouldn't wish on anyone.

Well, as usual, Jesus posts the epithet "pussy" all the time, you say nothing, Jesus posts utter retardation attacking "sex," you say nothing, Jesus posts a photo of a goat headed woman with a french horn for genitalia, you say nothing. BBQ says that's his mom, you jump up in offense.
If there is such a thing as a "Christmas curse," and it is based upon "pussy, sex and mothers," who do you think will get the brunt of that?

For your distinct information, Captain was slapped for his over-use of the term. Sometimes the things I say in condemnation are veiled...I can't help that, it's my way. Keep up. BBQ knows I love him. Big L. Captain too. Big L. Salamus, big L.

Everyone....love, love, love. Honor the door that brought you passage into this weird world...pussy...honor the act that set the stage and brought down the house...sex and honor the woman that put it all together...your Mother.

Over and out for tonight...Yardstick is in my bed tonight and if I hurry, I'll be able to get a few covers before she steals them.

Good night Kitten.

[Kitten]

Good night Amazing Larry.

[elliemae]

I should be ready for battle if the battle is ready for me.

I should defend pussies everywhere. Mothers and sex.

But then again, my reticence to do so puts me in league with the army already.

These three things are holy, sacred and worthy of fighting for, but not using them as ammunition. Cease and desist lest you boys find them all turned against you. A Christmas curse I wouldn't wish on anyone.

Well, as usual, Jesus posts the epithet "pussy" all the time, you say nothing, Jesus posts utter retardation attacking "sex," you say nothing, Jesus posts a photo of a goat headed woman with a french horn for genitalia, you say nothing. BBQ says that's his mom, you jump up in offense.
If there is such a thing as a "Christmas curse," and it is based upon "pussy, sex and mothers," who do you think will get the brunt of that?

For your distinct information, Captain was slapped for his over-use of the term. Sometimes the things I say in condemnation are veiled...I can't help that, it's my way. Keep up. BBQ knows I love him. Big L. Captain too. Big L. Salamus, big L.

Everyone....love, love, love. Honor the door that brought you passage into this weird world...pussy...honor the act that set the stage and brought down the house...sex and honor the woman that put it all together...your Mother.

Over and out for tonight...Yardstick is in my bed tonight and if I hurry, I'll be able to get a few covers before she steals them.

Well said, Kitten. Enjoy your DD snuggles. Mine still sneaks under the covers with me and I cherish those moments cause I know they will end with her independence.

[broadzilla]

...and here I am yelling at my boys to get their rooms cleaned and furniture moved around so I can finally get my DD out of my bed.

Am I really going to miss it?