What's in your garden?

[Wonky]

They look kind of like that, except they're a deep burnt orange'ish color. Super small... like not even an inch long. They aren't touching anything other than my Patty Pan Squash and Zucchini Squash. I heard about putting out Beer Traps. I'm going to put a couple of them out this evening and hope that it works.

God is trying to tell you to stop growing squash. Nobody likes squash. Oh sure, some people pretend to, only being polite. Squash started growing right after Cain gave Able the hot-foot.
Some people eat the bugs that eat the squash. I think this is what The Lord intended.
Rotten squash is good to throw at politicians. Dried squash was used by Native American people as Christmas gifts to mother-in-laws.

The ONLY way to eat squash (when absolutely necessary) is to drown it in butter and brown sugar. Eat the butter and brown sugar and throw the rest at a politician.

That's all I know about squash.

I know a lot about tree bark. Ask me sometime.