06-13-2011, 06:37 PM
Shoot the dog!
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06-13-2011, 06:37 PM
Shoot the dog!
06-13-2011, 06:39 PM
That's once!
06-13-2011, 06:40 PM
to get to the other side.
06-13-2011, 06:43 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-13-2011, 06:45 PM by Wonky. Edited 1 time in total.)
Warning. Explicit. Really honey? Kinda like a pecker, except a pecker is really a lot bigger
06-13-2011, 06:44 PM
peck her? I hardly knew her.
06-13-2011, 06:47 PM
Ah, it's the least I could have done. We were married 40 years.
06-13-2011, 06:53 PM
"... it says sprocket, not socket!!!!
[audience silence] [audience silence] Were those plumbers supposed to be here for this show?"
06-13-2011, 06:54 PM
take my wife. please.
06-13-2011, 07:18 PM
Warning. Explicit.
Ya wanna smell her? {lightly breathes in his face}
06-13-2011, 09:23 PM
Chickens????????
06-14-2011, 08:06 PM
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06-14-2011, 08:22 PM
06-14-2011, 09:22 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-14-2011, 09:24 PM by Uncle. Edited 2 times in total.)
(06-14-2011, 08:06 PM)Wonky Wrote:(06-13-2011, 06:53 PM)Uncle Wrote: "... it says sprocket, not socket!!!! http://mikewhitmore.wordpress.com/2010/0...mber-joke/
06-15-2011, 05:50 AM
(06-14-2011, 09:22 PM)Uncle Wrote:(06-14-2011, 08:06 PM)Wonky Wrote:(06-13-2011, 06:53 PM)Uncle Wrote: "... it says sprocket, not socket!!!! Well, Okay, I went to the site and read it. Still... But Steve Martin is SO much brighter than I.
06-15-2011, 05:50 AM
(06-14-2011, 08:22 PM)imaham Wrote:(06-13-2011, 06:47 PM)Wonky Wrote: Ah, it's the least I could have done. We were married 40 years. Bingo! A winner.
06-15-2011, 02:01 PM
No but his face rings a bell.
06-15-2011, 02:14 PM
06-15-2011, 03:05 PM
(06-15-2011, 02:14 PM)Uncle Wrote:(06-15-2011, 02:01 PM)tvguy Wrote: No but his face rings a bell.He's a dead ringer for his brother. Unc, you and TV just plain sick. And funny as hell! That Quasimodo story has got to be one of the best of all time! It's one of the few that will make me pee no matter how many times I've heard it. One of you should post it on the chance someone here has never heard it. It would be friggin' shame to leave this earth never having heard that story! |
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