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(02-18-2012, 11:11 AM)tvguy Wrote: (02-18-2012, 10:09 AM)oregon 67 Wrote: Dear Chuck,
I would like to know if there is any evidence that aliens have ever visited or abducted any one in Josephine County?
Allow me. The answer is of course. The higher the population of rednecks the more likely you will be whisked out of your bed and teleported to a space craft in the middle of the night.
It's paramount for super intelligent and technically advanced extra terrestrials from light years away to look up rednecks asses.
You can always find the evidence if you talk to the right people.
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(02-18-2012, 10:57 AM)bbqboy Wrote: (02-18-2012, 10:30 AM)oregon 67 Wrote: (02-18-2012, 10:26 AM)chuck white Wrote: (02-18-2012, 10:23 AM)oregon 67 Wrote: (02-18-2012, 10:15 AM)chuck white Wrote: Why? , Are you missing time? Is your back side sore?
Only when I drink to much.
We have had Bigfoot sightings, I was simply wondering if the Illinois Valley has had any alien sighting that you were aware of ?
During the growing season, in the BLM lands.
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I always thought the alien probings were checking for vocal chords
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(02-18-2012, 12:05 PM)oregon 67 Wrote: I always thought the alien probings were checking for vocal chords
Is that because we so often talk out our arse?
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(02-18-2012, 12:16 PM)Valuesize Wrote: (02-18-2012, 12:05 PM)oregon 67 Wrote: I always thought the alien probings were checking for vocal chords
Is that because we so often talk out our arse?
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They are not looking at your vocal cords...Just cleaning their tool after the rear exam.
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(02-18-2012, 12:05 PM)oregon 67 Wrote: I always thought the alien probings were checking for vocal chords
Now that was priceless!
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dear chuck,
can you compile or set up a graph of the most viewed and most commented threads
over the life pf the forum?
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(03-29-2012, 08:25 PM)bbqboy Wrote: dear chuck,
can you compile or set up a graph of the most viewed and most commented threads
over the life pf the forum?
http://www.roguevalleyforum.com/forum/stats.php
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that's cool. I've got to digest that for a while.
It puts tm, clete and me in the top3 most viewed threads. Neat.
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Good God, man! Learn to read!!!
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