We need a beer thread. No joke

[chuck white]

So was my wife.

Never though about making beer from that.
You could use it to raise dough.

[PonderThis]

Someone was telling me about making alcohol in jail and they used slices of bread for the yeast, I can't remember exactly how now.

[Crazylace]

I don't drink beer as much as I used to. Just a cold Bud with a burrito or maybe Sapporo with Japanese food. I do like a pint of micro brew with pizza or maybe Thai food.
I still think the best ale in the world is Mt. Tam Pale Ale but it has to be on tap, not in a bottle. I also like Great White on tap.

[Scrapper]

Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Brown Ale

Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Brown Ale, from Rogue Ales, is a collision of crazies! This unique artisan creation contains a baker's dozen number of ingredients including bacon and maple syrup from one of Voodoo's signature doughnuts.
30 IBU 5.6% ABV. 25.4oz (750ml)



Rogue Ales Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Brown Ale:
Briess Cherrywood Smoked Malt, Weyermann Beechwood Smoked Malt, House-smoked Hickory Malt, Great Western 2 Row, Munich, C15, C75 Malts. Applewood-Smoked Bacon, Pure Maple Flavoring, Rogue Micro Hopyard Revolution & Independent Hops, Free Range Coastal Water & Pacman Yeast.
Extra-large size at 25.4oz (750ml) - that's as big as a bottle of wine!

Food Pairings:
Doughnuts & Pork.

http://www.madeinoregon.com/Voodoo-Dough...-22oz.html

[reelo]

Pirate radio down in SF makes a maple-bacon mocha-- temptation

[Tiamat]

Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Brown Ale

Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Brown Ale, from Rogue Ales, is a collision of crazies! This unique artisan creation contains a baker's dozen number of ingredients including bacon and maple syrup from one of Voodoo's signature doughnuts.
30 IBU 5.6% ABV. 25.4oz (750ml)



Rogue Ales Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Brown Ale:
Briess Cherrywood Smoked Malt, Weyermann Beechwood Smoked Malt, House-smoked Hickory Malt, Great Western 2 Row, Munich, C15, C75 Malts. Applewood-Smoked Bacon, Pure Maple Flavoring, Rogue Micro Hopyard Revolution & Independent Hops, Free Range Coastal Water & Pacman Yeast.
Extra-large size at 25.4oz (750ml) - that's as big as a bottle of wine!

Food Pairings:
Doughnuts & Pork.

http://www.madeinoregon.com/Voodoo-Dough...-22oz.html

Ugh.

[Scrapper]

I haven't... yet! But I am thinking about it!

[cletus1]

I wonder if TVguy is still on the wagon.

[bbqboy]

based on how bitchy he's been, I'd say yes.

[Scrapper]

Tax Time

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to Ask you a few questions. "He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. And then asks, "What's Your occupation?"

"I'm a Lady of the Evening," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming haveTo do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."

[Tiamat]

Tax Time

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to Ask you a few questions. "He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. And then asks, "What's Your occupation?"

"I'm a Lady of the Evening," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming haveTo do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."

I'm trying to connect this with beer.

[PonderThis]

If you'd drank enough beer it would be funner?

[Scrapper]

Tax Time

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to Ask you a few questions. "He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. And then asks, "What's Your occupation?"

"I'm a Lady of the Evening," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming haveTo do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."

I'm trying to connect this with beer.

BwaHaHaHa!!! One might think I've been drinking beer!!!

I had this thread open and the joke thread open... posted it in the wrong thread. Ooopsie!

[BeerMe]

I was at the Rogue Ale's bar in Eugene a couple of weeks ago and lets just say that as much as I like their beer and LOVE the maple bacon bar from Voodoo..... that beer is nasty.

Love me some Rogue Ale Yellow Snow. Some Rogue Dead Guy Ale.